5 doors open, one is empty, behind the others are Hank with Phil behind him, Tora, Achilles, and Edith.
Tora steps out first and looks around "Did you just make this room, just for our first meeting?"

The goose adjusts his monocle "Indeed, we shall renovate it for future use while you explore the complex."

Tora looks around again "You can't build that fast."

The goose adjusts his monocle again, causing it to fall onto the table, he looks down at it not picking it up "I have over 100 construction workers on standby, and they're birds! So they can fly! So it will be quick."

A Emu and Heron walk out, the Emu speaks "Not all birds can fly."

Now Edith runs out "No! No no no! Not you!"

Tora looks at Edith "Oh it's the frog lady from the bad Dydact Industries documentary."

 "DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT HORRID DOCUM-" Edith is cut off. A window in the room shattered.

Vekna has crashed through the window

"I'M LATE NOO"

President Goose finally picks up his monocle and places it back on his face "Exquisite, we're all here, Hank, Achilles, come out now if you'd like."

They both do. "There wasn't uh, a chance to, there was a lot going on." Hank says calmly

"Understandingable, have a nice day." President Goose continues like there isn't a madhouse around him. "Now Vekna, did Kok make the adjustments to you?"
Achilles chortles " 'Kok'? "

"Yea, my boss, President Kok, he's a crow, he cewl I think? The adjustments do kinda hurt, I wonder if there's like, manual or- *cough* Manual- *cough* Bruh what- *cough cough" Vekna coughs up a booklet that says "What I Did To You lol" Vekna picks up the book and flips through it a bit "That works."

President Goose is looking tired from the chaos. "Look, can I just finish my shpeal? I've hired you all as mercenaries for us, for many reasons, 1! Our own main soldiers, I value every one of you as people, however, we still have business. 2! So we can hire you out to other people, to do jobs, and get us money. Trust me we have a lot of money, but some of your equipment is expensive, especially Achilles' highly modified guitars, so extra money doesn't hurt. 3! Vice Vice President Emu, Vice Vice Vice President Seagull, and Vice Vice Vice Vice President Duckling need supervisors."

Achilles starts playing on his guitar "Mind if I do my own list? Okay, thanks, 1: I need my guitars. 2: Why don''t we, instead of saying 'Vice' 4 times, we just say V3 Seagull, or V4 Duckling, or even just Vice 3 ir Vice 4!"

"That list didn't have 3 points, but yeah sure if you want." President Goose quickly continues though, "I know all of your names, I'll reveal all of ours, not present at the moment is Vice Vice Vice Vice President Aaaron B. Duckling, Vice Vice Vice President Sam . Seagull, present currently is Vice Vice President Amaluna J. Emu, Vice President Heron H. Heron, and me? I, I am President Mitchel C. Goose"