November 14th

"Yknow, I've always wanted to ask. You drink Soap. Why?" Crikey asks taking a swig from a beer.

General Cavum takes a swig herself. "It's an acquired taste, see, when I drink something, get this..." General Cavum shifts in her seat the littlest bit, and all the soap leaks out onto the floor. "I tried some wine, it got all over the floor, the stain never came out of the floor, so they banned me from drinking anything that didn't clean the floor. This is flavored Gniberry. Very sweet."

"You may just be the Niune Region's very first professional soap connoiseur." Crikey responds.

A few minutes pass of general conversation before the door of the bar opens, General Parvathi stands there, covered in trash, she walks inside. A lone General Genom outside, walks away after dropping her off.

General Parvathi sits next to General Cavum and starts to talk. "So I guess we're being assigned along with General Clubs to-" 

General Cavum switches seats, sitting on the other side of Crikey. General Crikey looks at General Parvathi.

"Tough luck with getting people to like ya?" He asks.

"I dunno. I was hired with no expirience to a 3 star general, because Norman had a crush on me, he lost interest, but I can't quit, I can't be fired, and everyone hates me because they worked for their position."

"I can... Sort of feel that. I was the first human to join this army. Due to the pay of course." Crikey starts.

"Of course." Parvathi responds.

"But being the first human in the army, I was lacking, a lot. I had less muscle, I couldn't pick up the large weapons, I was pitiful, I was infact shorter than an upright formicidae-" Crikey continues.

"It's not the same. At least you're charismatic, you're a natural leader, you can be enhanced, I mean look at-at you now, b-but me?" Parvathi looks down at her hands.

Crikey looks at General Cavum, chugging soap like there's no tomorrow. Crikey looks further around, and sees most people looking in his general direction. "Maybe... Maybe you should go home, why don't I call you a Taxi to get you home."

"Y-yeah... Yeah okay..." Parvathi says.

5 minutes later again, Parvathi is gone, and Crikey is left with General Crikey.

"Can't believe I'm being assigned with her. She just lost the Wyvern Weapons station to the Bird Union mercenaries. And was found in the dumpster." General Cavum says.

"I feel bad for 'er. She didn't ask for it... God, imagine being walked here by General Genom... God the horror. Imagine what he was saying to her. Ugh, you know Genom..." Crikey says.

"I know Genom..." Cavum says.

Crikey looks down at his watch. "I have to get home, my pet's waiting for me." 

"The Tasmanian Tiger that you're training to kill General Kangaroo?" Cavum asks.
"The bastard's a Roo! Aussies and Roo's naturally hate each other dontcha know? Alright, you won't be here tomorrow because you'll be inspecting your troops at The Alpha Fleet, right?" Crikey says.

"Right. Well, see you next time Crikes!" Cavum yells.
"See ya later Deus Vult." Crikey says exiting the bar.