He was moaning and groaning and farting. 

Spongefuck sayed "I've been thinking about you ever since you ordered that hot, wet, sticky patty, bitch." and started sucking and licking and biting Shrek on his sweaty, greasy neck.

Shrek moaned the loudest and ugliest moan as he ripped Spankbank's entire uniform off of his solid, shiny body in one tear and suctioned his massive, wide, almost frog-like tongue on Sunksunk's yellow tits and more, covering over 1/3 of his entire torso. Fuckfuck then neatly undressed Shrek (folded his clothes and set them aside too, but seductively) and clenched his sexy hands on Shrek's plump, green ass and slapped them together or whatever they mean when they talk about "clapping cheeks". 

Shrek mounted onto the table with all the sandwiches and lubed up with mayonaise. Spondshat presented him with his mighty cock, larger than any, cock as far as the eye could see. It was a marvelous cock. Veiny. Meaty. He was ready to go.