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Cobalt [OUTDATED VERSION]

Chapter 9: The Methane Bombshell

Chapter 9: The Methane Bombshell

Oct 11, 2022

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Joe:“I'm ordering from a sandwich shop using Porchdash, it is all the rage these days”

Joe:“What are you  people ordering?”

Moku wanted a salami and parmesan sandwich,

Zanina asked for a “Meat lover's” sandwich.

Joe: “and Koba what would you like?”

Koba:“i would like 3 footlong meatball subs, I will pay for the extra 2”

Joe looked rather surprised.

Joe: “Are you sure you are going to be able to eat all of that?”

Koba: “Yes”


Joe: “Okay then, at least you are paying for most of it”

The sandwiches arrived about 10 minutes later,

I sat in the Common Room with the others.

I then slowly pulled the wrappings off of the first glorious, juicy, cheesy, goodness inside

[SWITCHING PERSPECTIVE TO Moku]


I had no idea how a boy like Koba could eat all of those sandwiches. He was just taking the wrappings off

of the first one when I looked away, and when I looked back at him...

Moku:“Oh my freaking god!”

He was already reaching for another one, the first one's wrappings were crumpled and set to the side.

At first, I thought he just threw the sandwich  away, but I saw him wiping sauce and some crumbs off of his face with a napkin.

So he really did eat it, this boy is fucking hungry indeed.


[Switching To Koba]

As I finished the second sandwich, I looked up to see everyone was staring at me

Koba:“What’s wrong? you look like you have seen a ghost”


I polished off the third one and was finally finished, my stomach felt like it was going to burst at the seams.

*URRRRRRPPPPPP*

Uh oh! I was about to pass some gas.I excused myself and stood outside...

Koba:“Hrrrrnnnggg…”

(Meanwhile, about two blocks away…)

A lovely couple was sitting on a bench together and the man kneeled in front of the woman

“Will you marry me?”

The lady looked as if she has never been so happy.

“Yes! Yes I-”

*POOM!*

“What was that?”

Then a gust of air rushed through.

*WOOOOSSSHHHH*

“What is that terrible smell?”

“UGHHHHHHH”

[Switching To Zanina]

I was examining the scent of a bullet casing the police department sent me…

*POOM!!!*

I felt some air rushing into the room and I was sniffing the casing at that exact moment.

[Switching To Koba]


Koba: "Urrggghh....owie..."



My rear end was burning and I was surprised my tail was still attached to my body.

I heard smoke alarms chiming in other buildings.

“AUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!”

That sounded like Zanina, sounds like his enhanced sniffing abilities have become his weakness.

Moku:“What the hell was that!?!?”

Moku ran out of the front door at light speed.

Moku: “Where did it happen!?”

Koba: “Where did what happen?”

Moku: “The bomb!”

Koba: “Actually (heh heh) that was all me and my flatulence”

Moku: " Are you for fucking real?"

Later that night, I lay in bed eventually, I curled up and dozed off...

(Phew! That stinks! The next four chapters will come next Tuesday!)

              




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