Joe:“I'm ordering from a sandwich shop using Porchdash, it is all the rage these days”
Joe:“What are you people ordering?”
Moku wanted a salami and parmesan sandwich,
Zanina asked for a “Meat lover's” sandwich.
Joe: “and Koba what would you like?”
Koba:“i would like 3 footlong meatball subs, I will pay for the extra 2”
Joe looked rather surprised.
Joe: “Are you sure you are going to be able to eat all of that?”
Koba: “Yes”
Joe: “Okay then, at least you are paying for most of it”
The sandwiches arrived about 10 minutes later,
I sat in the Common Room with the others.
I then slowly pulled the wrappings off of the first glorious, juicy, cheesy, goodness inside
[SWITCHING PERSPECTIVE TO Moku]
I had no idea how a boy like Koba could eat all of those sandwiches. He was just taking the wrappings off
of the first one when I looked away, and when I looked back at him...
Moku:“Oh my freaking god!”
He was already reaching for another one, the first one's wrappings were crumpled and set to the side.
At first, I thought he just threw the sandwich away, but I saw him wiping sauce and some crumbs off of his face with a napkin.
So he really did eat it, this boy is fucking hungry indeed.
[Switching To Koba]
As I finished the second sandwich, I looked up to see everyone was staring at me
Koba:“What’s wrong? you look like you have seen a ghost”
I polished off the third one and was finally finished, my stomach felt like it was going to burst at the seams.
*URRRRRRPPPPPP*
Uh oh! I was about to pass some gas.I excused myself and stood outside...
Koba:“Hrrrrnnnggg…”
(Meanwhile, about two blocks away…)
A lovely couple was sitting on a bench together and the man kneeled in front of the woman
“Will you marry me?”
The lady looked as if she has never been so happy.
“Yes! Yes I-”
*POOM!*
“What was that?”
Then a gust of air rushed through.
*WOOOOSSSHHHH*
“What is that terrible smell?”
“UGHHHHHHH”
[Switching To Zanina]
I was examining the scent of a bullet casing the police department sent me…
*POOM!!!*
I felt some air rushing into the room and I was sniffing the casing at that exact moment.
[Switching To Koba]
Koba: "Urrggghh....owie..."
My rear end was burning and I was surprised my tail was still attached to my body.
I heard smoke alarms chiming in other buildings.
“AUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!”
That sounded like Zanina, sounds like his enhanced sniffing abilities have become his weakness.
Moku:“What the hell was that!?!?”
Moku ran out of the front door at light speed.
Moku: “Where did it happen!?”
Koba: “Where did what happen?”
Moku: “The bomb!”
Koba: “Actually (heh heh) that was all me and my flatulence”
Moku: " Are you for fucking real?"
Later that night, I lay in bed eventually, I curled up and dozed off...
(Phew! That stinks! The next four chapters will come next Tuesday!)
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