Nothing ever really happened in the small town of Solaris. The town has one school with about one hundred and thirty students, twelve grades, two teachers for each grade, two lunch ladies, two clubs. Chess and math. Most other clubs were held by students at their own houses. The town's police department had five police and no one knew if they were certified but we didn't care, they were nice enough. The town of Solaris had no church. Church was held at the Thomas house. Only three families actually went. The Thomas family had just moved to Solaris. They had claimed to have moved here for some “country air” . We all knew that's a lie. Mrs.Thomas had called animal control when she found ants in our kitchen. It took animal control three hours to get to Thomas estate because of how far Soloris is from the city. And man was it rare to have any type of commercial vehicles anywhere near this town. Mr. Thomas was bossy and only came because our town was known as the only town in the US without a government. We have no mayor, or court system. Mr. Thomas wanted to become mayor. Their son was a huge mommy's boy. His name was John. And in my opinion he had the most boring name EVER. He thought he was ‘always right’ and he acted like he was some sort of royalty. The one time he got a girlfriend she broke up in less than an hour with her yelling at him and saying to everyone in school that he was “A stuck up, self absorbed, snooty, short and ugly little bitch.” He once told the teacher to go back to school because the teacher told him he got a question wrong! He grew up thinking he was always right, so moving to a community where everyone was treated equally and anyone can tell a snooty little bitch they were wrong without getting sued was a “huge change”. But enough about the rest of the family. This story isn't about them, it's about what happened between me and their “daughter”.