Everyone: *they arrive at that precise moment and, when they all come in, wait for the Author to notice them*

Author: *turns around and, after a few seconds, looks up to see the guys have arrived and are watching her amused*

All: *have an amusing smile on their face*

Author: *she turns the music off and removes her headphones, clearing her voice embarrassed* You didn’t see anything, okay?! *points her finger at the people who have just entered*

Inko/??: Ops... *chuckles* I just made a video to capture this beautiful moment! *she/he says winking at her. I'll keep it! he/she thinks, laughing cruelly*

Everyone else except Inko/?? and the Author: *they laugh*

Author: *huffs a little upset* Are you all there? *then asks, glossing over what happened*

Everybody: *they nod with a tender smile*

Author: *blushes a little on the cheeks* Well... So today there will be a fabulous ship, in which there will be three of you! *makes a mischievous smile at the audience*

Monoma: I love these threesome ships *exclaims enthusiastically*

Shinsou: I agree with you, Monoma *says in the usual tone, smiling wearily at Monoma*

Mineta: *look at the interaction between the two quite badly. Hey Mineta... You know that one of these days, one of your secrets will come out?! the Author informs him, making his eyes open. Please... Don’t do it! he begs her with puppy eyes. Know that those eyes don't affect me she says giggling. However, they will have to know sooner or later... So... What secret do you want to come out first? the Author asks him gently. Decide yourself, Author... he answers sadly. Then your appearance will be the first she winks at him. Thank you very much! It’s what weighs me least he thanks her with a smile*

Mina: I can’t wait to see this ship! *exclaims eagerly about it*

Everyone: *they agree with what Mina has just said*

Author: I’m glad you are so excited but, I inform you, they’re all already engaged so... *she chuckles and whispers her last words to make herself unheard, even if someone has listened to it*

Kaminari: That’s more exciting, right?! Even if you couldn’t say it, Author... *whispers and then snorts rather sore*

Author: Then you should pretend as nothing since you are the only one who heard it *whispers, winking at him*

Kaminari: *shrugs and pretends nothing happened while flirting with Kirishima*

Hawks: Oh yes... We’re all excited about this... Who knows whose fault it is?! *he jokes, watching the Author delighted*

Author: It’s certainly not my fault *she raises her hands not guilty, making an amusing grin*

All: *laughing loudly*

Author: Okay... Now we can start! *she smiles maliciously*

Everyone: *they nod enthusiastically, agreeing with the Author and waiting to view the photo*

I like this photo so much😍

Author: Eheh! Look how beautiful this photo is *she exclaims maliciously*

Izuku: *seeing the photo, he blushes like a tomato from embarrassment*

Katsuki and Kirishima: *after seeing the photo, they shrug their shoulders indifferently* We’re cute, right?! So we say yes to the ship

Mina: Why do they look like villains? *asks curiously*

Author: This is something I know and you’ll have to find out, dear *she winks at her, chuckling*

Mina: *looks at her sceptically and then shrugs her shoulder with indifference*

Toga, Shigaraki, Hawks and Touya: I truly like this picture and this ship! So I say yes *they speak in unison*

Mina: I like the photo too but, knowing that Kirishima already has a boyfriend, I say no!

Kaminari: Instead, I say yes *smiles*

Aoyama: I see sparks on the photo but not on the ship! So I say no, guys, especially because I don’t want to make Kaminari sad *he explains, smiling*

Inko/?? and Toshinori: I like this ship so I say yes *the two lovebirds exclaim in unison, grinning*

Tokoyami, Shinsou, Ojiro and Sato: I agree with Aoyama *they exclaim in unison*

Shoji and Sero: I also say yes *they talk after having pondered over it*

Momo, Kyoka, Ochaco and Tsuyu: We say yes *they say after they have confronted each other*

Hagakure and Emi: We consulted each other and, even if we like the photo, we can’t say so about the ship so we say no! *they explain in chorus and then smile a little embarrassed*

Aizawa and Enji: We say no, too

Koda: I find them super c-cute and s-so I say yes *explains, always stuttering timidly*

Mineta, Monoma, Shoto and Izuku: I say yes, too! *they exclaim in harmony*

Author: Perfect n- *she's interrupted by a voice very familiar to everyone*

??: *he enters, breaking the door with a kick* Sorry for the disturbance... No! *snorts annoying* I followed my guys who kept going out and came here! *he explains, glaring his eyes up* I didn’t think you’d come to do this shit with the Heroes... *you can hear the tone of his voice getting angry*

Author: Sorry... However, I’m doing my job here, you know?! *she looks genuinely bad without having the slightest fear of him*

??: Yes, of course! You could do it perfectly without my guys... *he also lynxes her with his stares* So, from now on, they will not come here! *exclaims categorically*

Inko/??: And who decides this, eh?! Now they are over eighteen and can choose what to do *he/she is angry. Who does this guy think he is?! And why did he come without telling me?! she/he thinks angry*

Izuku: Back off, mom! Don’t get involved, all right?! *he begs her/him with his eyes*

??: *after seeing the person who just spoke, he blinks and gasps in shock* What are you doing here...? 

Everyone except Inko/?? and the Author: *they look at his behaviour in wonder*

Author: To be continued *whispers*

Author: Hey...!👀 You got this far? If you did it, I congratulate you🥰