Ok, so that was a lot that just happened, I mean I'm not human?! 

Wow, way to surprise a girl on her birthday and now they expect me to carry on as normal today.

They should've just been like it's your birthday but we've got a surprise and BAM you're not human- that would've been a real surprise. Oh my gosh, what's wrong with me, I find out I'm not human and I go making jokes about it, to myself.

Well I clearly understand why it’s a secret firstly majority of humans don’t like things they don’t know or don’t understand which means instant death and that’s clearly evident in all their movies on creatures that die instantly because they’re not human, I mean even in their history they killed people who were accused to be witches and even if they were witches and they were caught their punishment was death.