Transcript 011 - June 21, 2000 - 00:15

Caller: 911?

Operator: Yes- hey you sound familiar.

Caller: Yeah it's me Austin, from the dragon house.

Operator: What's the emergency?

Caller: Our parents came home and a fai- right she doesn't like that. Uh, a lady of… enchantment? Enchanted them into parakeets.

Operator: Is this fai-

Caller: Don't!

Operator: -Lady. Still there?

Caller: Oh yeah, she's reading Jill a bedtime story and threatening to turn me into a pig if I interrupt. Jill seems calm though. I don't know if that's a good thing.

Caller 2: For certain it is a goodly matter. Have you buttons for brains?

Caller: Ma'am, I don't think calm is the normal reaction to parakeet parents.

Caller 2: Well I could change her to a mouse. Then t'would be quite usual, I should think.

Caller: Please don't.

Operator: Hey kid, can you put me on?

Caller: Sure. Uh, Lady, my friend wants to talk to you.

Caller 2: Of course. Good morning?

Operator: Hi, Miss?

Caller 2: I will thank you not to patronize me, I am far older than a mere miss!

Operator: Sorry! I'm sorry, you sound so young over the phone.

Caller 2: Why thank you. I will forgive your ignorance then.

Operator: So I was wondering, could you turn the boy's parents back to people?

Caller 2: Absolutely not. They were frightfully rude to me earlier.

Operator: But see, Austin and Jill are children-

Caller 2: Nonsense! This youth is plenty old enough to care for himself and his sister.

Operator: I see. Well in that case, would you consider eventually restoring his parents? Surely whatever they did doesn't merit eternal punishment.

Caller 2: Of course they shall be restored. Upon the hour of their deaths.

Operator: Any chance of earlier than that?

Caller 2: I suppose… you, boy! Do you care for games?

Caller: Sure?

Caller 2: Excellent. I have a challenge for you, and should you pass, your kin shall be restored. Should you fail… let's bid your dear friend goodbye first, shall we?

Caller: Goodbye Miss, thanks.

Operator: But-

Caller: *click*