The Crack Addicts

Kokomi: This is quite sweet!

Ayato: ah, yes, young love

Thoma: How adorable!

Diluc: Why do you two always reply with each other, if that makes sense

Ayato: bc otherwise we’re fucki-

Thoma: Ayato!

Ayaka: We could have lived without that information, Brother.

Kaeya: Disgusting

Aether: I thought “High School DXD” was bad

Xiao: As did I, Aether.

Thoma: We are not as bad as “High School DXD”!

Diluc: I feel bad for your neighbors.

Yanfei: It’s a nightmare. I would gladly sue them and win the case

Lumie: I’m so sorry, Yanfei

Amber: I room with Eula most nights

Rosaria: That’s a nightmare sometimes

Aether: Wait- 

Aether: Are Eula and Amber dating??

Amber: We are! 2 years now!

Lumie: That’s so cute!

Hu Tao: That’s really awesome! Congrats you two!

Ayaka: Congratulations you two!

Aether: Congrats!

Ayato: Congratulations!

Thoma: Congrats!!

Jean: Congratulations!

Venti: Congrats!

Albedo: Please accept my congratulations for your relationship.

Venti: When he speaks so formally (｡・//ε//・｡)

Albedo: Based on past analysis, does this mean you like me?

Venti: ……

Venti: Maybe….

Venti: I am too sober for this

Jean: My goodness.

Lisa: I think this is a rather interesting development.

Hu Tao, Lumie

Hu Tao: Wanna cause some problems

Lumie: What kind of question is that?

Lumie: Ofc I wanna cause problems!

Hu Tao: Heard of “DIY” by Stela Cole

Lumie: Literally top 10 songs of all time for me

Hu Tao: Perfect!

The Crack Addicts

Hu Tao: I’ve been doing wife shit

Lumie: Mmh

Hu Tao: And you ain’t even put a ring on it

Lumie: Nope

Hu Tao: At first I didn’t mind it

Lumie: Until you took advantage and took me for granted

Hu Tao: You said you didn’t need me

Lumie: Careful with your wishes

Ayato: wtf happened here

Ayaka: I am confused as well

Thoma: I am quite confused as well

Lumie: It’s a song

Hu Tao: A very good song