(This story is posted on AO3 with the same name, it will have the unholy parts :D)

The Crack Addicts

Childe: Why are men just sooo….

Lumie: Annoying

Hu Tao: Loud

Dehya: Irritating

Kokomi: Weird

Aether: Wow…

Kaeya: Damn…

Diluc: Understandable

Xiao: Wth-

Childe: I was gonna say hot… :(

Zhongli: I would have to agree with Diluc

Aether: Wtf man…

Kazuha: I would have to agree with the girls on this

Albedo: As would I

Kaeya: Wth gays???

Childe: This is some bullshit

Lumie: As a lesbian, men do not interest me

Hu Tao: WE WANT WOMEN

Lumie: EXACTLY

{Disclaimer: This is not about all men. This is directed towards no one in particular actually.}

Kaeya: I would much prefer a taller male than me that could…. yeah

Diluc: Seriously, Brother

Aether: Oh my archons

Lumie: wth-

Hu Tao: My goodness