Date: 

13 December 1986

Time: 

11:43 P.M.

Location: 

Rootfield Public School, cafeteria

Description of events: 

Food fight started between two boys, most of the cafeteria joined in, something sharp was thrown into the fray and at least three (3) students were injured.

Witnesses / students majorly involved: Ben, Eric, Marty, Stan, Kevin, Bella.

Statements by witnesses follow.

Ben: I was just sitting and eating my lunch, okay? Yeah, uh, so I hear something, like a “splat” on the floor a couple tables over. I think it’s just like something falling, so I ignore it. Then everyone around me starts freaking out and my shirt gets all messy with my eggs when I’m trying to get out of the way! I threw milk at Kevin. He was asking for it, though.

Eric: I didn’t do anything. I was just sitting in the corner. Don't listen to Stan, okay? I don’t like him and he knows it, but you can look for yourself. I didn’t do nothing wrong.

Marty: Kevin’s lying. He isn’t as cool as me; I started it! I threw my orange at him first. He had it coming, too! He pushed Bella in homeroom.

Stan: I wasn't even there, man. I was literally asleep. What do you mean someone tripped over me? That’s not my fault. That’s theirs. Also, if anyone started it, it’s Eric. He hates my guts.

Kevin: That asshat threw his orange at my girl,  not at me. I told Marty that she's mine! I started it, and I'm not afraid of you big scary guys. You can't do anything my mom won't be able to pay for. No, he's the one who pushed her!

Bella: I know they're fighting about me. I don't really care, but I didn't want Marty to hurt Kevin. He's much stronger. So, yeah, I guess I threw one of those plastic pencils for Kevin to use. But, like, just in self defense. I didn't mean for anyone to get hurt.