"There are 3 different kinds of pain:
Pain, excruciating pain and stepping
on a lego"

-unknown

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Lex

Watching fuck-face Myers walk through the door immediately made me angry. I never wanted to see his face again after the shit he just pulled, because that really fucking hurt. But I immediately felt my eyes grow with concern at the sheer amount of blood that was pouring out of his nose - the little serial killer must have seen the expression and immediately said "piss off". So I rolled my eyes and ignored him, facing the office TV screen as the nurse started to look at his injury.

There was nothing special on, just an episode of catchphrase. Which may or may not be a guilty pleasure of mine - nothing beats watching adults fuck up at the easiest questions in history. I could feel Myers' eyes on me the entire time, making me shift uncomfortably in my seat.

"What the fuck do you want, 'Mr 'piss off' I'm gonna punch you'" I said, anger dripping off of every word, and when I finally turned to look at him I could see the nervous gulp he just expertly tried to swallow. The serial killer was actually feeling nervous? I smirked. The sight of him being nervous around me was somewhat... Enticing. I wanted to see how nervous I could make him.

Since the nurse had left us alone a few minutes ago to fuck the janitor, I made my way over to the bloodied up boy and sat in his lap. I then watched him gulp again. And then he glared at me as he took note of my handsome teasing smirk.

"Fisk. What the hell are you doing?" He said, confusion and... Something else dripping from his voice. It sounded an awful lot like lust. Interesting. I did what any straight man would do when faced with the person they hated - I leaned in closer. My breath fanning across his cheek, and I could hear him take in a sharp breath, as if his heart had stopped for a second.

I'm ashamed to admit how much I loved to tease this fucking idiot. That just makes me hate him more.

"I have no idea what you're talking about Jase" my voice dripping with honey - the very same voice I used when flirting with girls. Because girls are what I liked. This, right now, is just a little bit of fun. And fuck, it's fun.

My target just gulped again, and so I leaned in closer and nibbled on his ear, surprised that he didn't pull away. His breathing only got quicker. Very interesting.

"I'm not gay" he spoke through gritted teeth. I pulled back, looked him in the eyes and smirked at him, licking my lips like I was some sort of starved animal - and I watched as his eyes scanned my mouth as I made my sultry movements.

And just as he began to lean in, just as his hands came around my waist... I jumped up from off his lap. Punched him across the cheek, and walked away from the office. Leaving behind the beautiful sounds of 'fuck' 'ow' 'fuck you Lex' 'Mother fucker' and so much more.

Fucking idiot, did he really think I was going to make a move on him after the abuse he just gave me during practice. Fuck no. No matter what happened last night, no matter how good it was - Jason Myers is still a fucking dick.

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Getting through the rest of the day was pretty easy, especially since the serial killer was sent to the hospital for all the damage done to his nose - and I didn't forget to fist bump Mike when I saw him. He did a number on Myers, I was so proud I even wiped a tear away from my eyes. Of course, Mike just rolled his eyes but gave me the bump anyway. That's what friends are for.

And now, I was in the backseat of my car with Lola Herrington. And no, we weren't fucking - she's my half sister. We were just smoking weed instead.

"I saw that video of the party" she said, handing me back the 'devil's lettice'. Or at least, that's what my mum calls it.

"Oh yeah? I hope it looks as shitty as it felt" I mumbled, taking a hit and passing It back to her.

"Lex, my dearest brother-"

"half"

"My dearest half  brother, you are so obviously getting all hot and bothered. Don't deny it or else I will disown you" Her words were slurred but the flick she gave me on that back of my head told me all I needed to know - it really was that fucking obvious.

I hated that Myers had that effect on me, and I hated even more that the entire school had noticed it too.

"Lola, I swear to god I will not buy you any more of the wacky backy until you shut the fuck up about Jason fucking Myers" I rolled my eyes, snatching the joint from her hands as she whined, trying to grab it back from me but failing miserably.

Me and Lola are in the same year, but she is a couple of months older - we share the same dead-beat dad. We bonded over the fact that he is not in either of our lives - and although I constantly correct her when she says 'brother' and not 'half brother', she is my sister and probably my best friend. Not many people know of our sibling relationship, and always assume we are fucking or some shit.

I would rather marry Myers than have any sort of intimate relationship with Lola. She's also a lesbian. So yeah, no.

"Oh come on! Lex, I love you. But you are so fucking gay" she slumped down in the seat, giving up on getting the joint. I faked a shocked gasp, forced my eyes impossibly wide and shouted "OMG I LIKE DICKS?"

For a brief second Lola thought her crazy idea of me - a professional fuck boy and womaniser - could be gay, until she undoubtedly saw the humour in my eyes. She slapped be upside the head and pouted. "You're awful. But seriously, that footage doesn't lie - you really fucking enjoyed grinding on Myers massive d-"

"oooookay, I'm gonna stop you there" my hand covered her mouth. "Firstly, I know I'm awful, but I'm also awfully attractive so not many people care about the shitty personality. Your words don't hurt me. Secondly - footage is faked all the time. Did you not watch the moon landing?" At this remark, Lola just rolled her eyes. She believed that the landing wasn't faked. Idiot. "And finally, Jason Myers' penis isn't actually that big. It's more... Okay. Yeah. It's fucking huge. But still! I'm not gay!"

I then carefully took my hand away from her mouth, and she stared at me in silence for a few seconds. Her eyes glued onto mine as if she was searching for any sign of the smartness and self awareness that I lost years ago.

And then she finally opened her mouth...

"How the fuck do you know what his dick looks likes?"

The one way you can tell me and Lola are siblings, we share the same smirk. But her smirk is far more irritating than mine - and I sometimes wonder why I'm so against hitting women. (Cassie, the knife welding psycho, was an exception to the rule.)

"I'm not answering that. Come on, let's get inside" I said, finishing off the joint and exiting the car. She rolled her eyes and joined me - and we walked side by side into mine and my mother's apartment. Lola's mum isn't the greatest, so a lot of the time she stays with me and my mum. I don't mind though, Lola makes this place a whole lot more bearable.

But her staying all the time is another reason why so many people think we're fucking. Ew.

When we sat down on the sofa, I checked my phone. Messages filled my screen - a lot of girls wanting to fuck, a lot of people questioning me about the video, a message from my mum. And an Instagram DM from none other than the serial killer himself.

JasonMyers69: I hate you.

TheHotOne_LF: haven't heard that 1 b4. Ur so original 🙄

JasonMyers69: Did you really just say "1" and "b4". Are you that lazy you can't even type out one and before?

TheHotOne_LF: what do you want fuck-face.

TheHotOne_LF: and if you say anything along the lines of "fuck" "blowjob" or "love", I will fucking kill you.

JasonMyers69: oh no. You figured me out 🙄 The coach is forcing me to make the next game plans with you to make up for what happened on the field today. Apparently it'll help us to "bond".

TheHotOne_LF: Fine. But isn't that his job?? Oh well, I'll come to yours on Saturday and we can work it out then. Wouldn't want ur sweet ass to get kicked off the team...

JasonMyers69: Lex, I swear to fucking God if you do anything to screw me over I will put dog shit in your sandwiches. I hate you so much.

TheHotOne_LF: yeah yeah, love you too baby.

JasonMyers69 is typing...

Jasonmyers69 is offline

I smirked down at my screen. I am so going to fuck him over. He can just do the game plans by himself. Or maybe I should actually turn up... I'll be able to tease him for hours. That would be funny to see. Hmm, I'll think about that later.

I'm just gonna fuck with him one more time before I turn my phone off...

TheHotOne_LF: I wouldn't have actually cared if you wanted to fuck 😉

And sent! Have fun with that message you fucking serial killer.

"Your smiling. Stop It. It looks painful" Lola said from beside me. I just rolled my eyes and we watched the rest of the film in silence.