At first, the changes were subtle; I could have sworn the cartoon’s name was Looney Toones, not Looney Tunes! And had my neighbour always owned a labrador? What had happened to her poodle? 

Then they became more abrasive; Luxembourg had never been a country, it just… appeared one day. So did the pyramids. Like many others, I never shared my secret with anybody for fear of being labelled a ‘conspiracy theorist’. Why would I when the changes had never affected me personally? 

That is until I looked into the mirror one day and realised… I did not recognize myself anymore.