……………

Processing…

>>Access file 052-b-1

Error. File not found.

>>Access file 052-b-2

Error. File not found.

>>Search query: flight data for 05-02-23-33

Searching…

3,459 files found.

>>Narrow down to /23-33-052

314 files found.

>>List files

- 052-a-1

- 052-a-2

…

- 052-b-1

- 052-b-2

>>Stop

>>Access file 052-b-1

Error. File not found.

  What do you mean file not found? It’s on the list! Ugh.

>>Run I-m-Da-bUug.exe

Error found in file 052-b-1. 0KB. Data not found.

>>Expand error log

Error found in log 05-02-23-33-052-b

Error has compromised data packets:

- 365-4

- T45-5

……

53 compromised packets found.

  Ugh… Charyd. Don’t touch things you don’t understand.

>>Clear

>>Access camera ET-032

>>List participants

4 humanoids found:

1. Flight Officer Charyd

1a. Gender: Male (currently)
1b. Species: ||%D&SK||

>>Stop. Focus. Follow.

>>Rewind. Freeze frame. Zoom in.

>>Input: ***drawing***

Drawing accepted.

Would you like to clean it up? Y/N

>>Y

>>Calculate

Ratio is .9928 to 1. Left globe is 0.072% smaller than right.

  Ehh… it’s still a cute butt. Anyway! What was I doing? Oh! Yes!!

>>Show connection list where ‘%0237%’

1 connection found.

>>Run LET-ME-1nnnn.exe

Connecting…

Connection established.

>>Access frame for PT-0237

Error. Access denied.

>>Run G1VE-me-UR-P@ss.exe

Error. Access denied.

>>Run F1NE-1-T4ke-UR-P@ss.exe

Connecting…

Connection established.

>>View list of live devices

75,593 devices found.

>>Narrow down to video capabilities

43,493 devices found.

>>Access schematics

>>Narrow down to section ET-932

30 devices found.

>>Show all

>>Isolate device ET-932-Я.

>>Freeze. Zoom in. Play.

  Yea… I don’t see it. They look the same size.

Error. Virus detected.

  I’m not a virus! Chill out.

>>Input: Hi, this is Tony!

Command not accepted.

>>Input: Hello World

Hello_World.exe...

[Hello World]

  Ugh… how stupid is this system?

>>Run I-iGN0r-U.exe

Processing…

Processing…

Pro.c.ess.ing..

Pro–cee55.-1e.

>>Run I-IGN0R-U-2.exe

[Welcome.]

>>Run U-IGN0R-me-2.exe

  Good! Now, where did they go? Ooh! I wonder what this door is hiding!