High above in the world, within the 6th layer of heaven, a twelve winged angel with wings of brilliant gold sat upon a throne not his own: Michael, the 'king' of heaven.
After a few minutes of resting his eyes, he felt a harsh tug on the controls of the heaven system. His eyes widened in alarm, and he cried out in agony as his wings flickered darker for a split second until finally the pain stopped. "What was that!? Who could possibly seize control of the system in such a way, even if temporary?"
He called forth the angel Rhatmantus, who was bestowed with the “Eyes of God.” A power that allowed him to “observe” the Earth below. "Rhatmantus, Come forth and tell me what you see. Can you find me the one who attempted to usurp my control over the heavens?"
A sneer formed on the angel’s face. “Gladly. The powers of God do not belong in mortal hands.” He raised his arms and pulled them apart, his eyes glowing white as a circular window began to form. Viewing through it, they both saw a man riding a scooter with a drunken lady clinging to his back.
Watching the scene with twitching eyebrows, he began to sigh. "We will need to keep an eye on those two. Send Gabriel, she would be our best bet to gain any information from the man at least. Even if it does ruin his relationship, it will simply be his punishment for being unfaithful to his wife."
~~Oh Michael, you naughty, naughty boy.~~
Checking the letter she received, Gabriel cocked her head to the side. "Oh my, another mission? I wonder what it will be like this time. Hmm. I hope nobody minds if I stop for an ice cream on the way."
She streaked across the sky in a ball of light, landing in the forest near the city. Believing her normal robes to be too obvious for her ‘Super Secret Spy Mission,’ she wore a deep blue business suit with gold cuffs. To her dismay, the top buttons wouldn’t fit in the holes. She blamed her tailor. She walked out of the forest and used her divine sight which she dubbed, ‘Spy eyes,’ to search for the fabled ice cream. To her delight, She found her target AND the ice cream in the same place. With a hop and a skip, she went on her merry way.
The sudden arrival of the angel caused the short woman with her target to snort half of her soft serve peanut butter ice cream by mistake. The rest of it was decimated by a sneeze. "Ha-kchu!"
“That’s going to be a pain to clean. I think we need to leave a tip.” Raynell looked at the sludge spattered over the counter, walls, and a disgruntled employee. “Make it a big one.”
Putting five one thousand yen notes on the table, Aiko grabbed the last clean napkin and cleaned herself off.
Gabriel called over to the ice cream boy, “Hey! Can I get a triple scoop Vanilla Caramel?” She bounced on the stool as the man scooped the ice cream onto the sugar cone. A sight that some of the other patrons were far too happy to watch.
Seeing that everyone was distracted, Raynell opened a Ziploc bag and sprinkled some Fruity Pebbles on his ice cream. A lemon sorbet to fill him with citrusy sweetness.
Tossing another 650 yen on the counter, Aiko called out her next order. "Okay. Today is not my day. Let's try an ice cream sandwich instead. The double chocolate brownie one." The man behind the counter nodded and went to grab one. He gave it to Aiko still in the wrap and left to take other orders.
Having just finished her ice cream, she zoned in on her target who also was wearing a fancy vest. ‘This really is a spy mission!’ She giggled with a sweet tingle as she draped herself over Raynell. The sudden force of her weight caused his ice cream to fall off the cone, landing on the counter with a wet ‘plop.’ He gazed at it for a long time before sighing and acknowledging the lady on his shoulder. “I liked that ice cream.”
Her face morphed into one of sheer terror. “Oh no! He found me out. Now, what can I do to escape?” Her eyes darted to the empty cone in his hand, and a devious smile formed. “Yes. Yes! YES! I crush the cone and run away when he starts to CRY! Plan start in three. Two. On-”
Smacking Gabriel on the ass hard enough that the sound was of a similar decibel to a thunderclap, Aiko stood behind her, hand now smoking from the friction of her motion against the air. "Bitch please, just fucking apologize already."
“AHHH! Everyone is in on it! I surrender!” She let go of Raynell and prostrated herself towards him.
Raynell turned to Aiko. “Did you really have to slap her there?”
Shrugging, Aiko turned away with a light, frustrated blush. "Couldn't reach her face without hitting you in the process."
“Okay.” He kneeled down and tapped Gabriel on her head. When she looked up with a pale frown, he asked with great confusion, “Why… did you do this? I don’t even know you.”
“Uhhhhhhh.” She shifted her eyes left and right, looking for a way out. ‘Don’t tell him you’re here to spy on him. Don’t tell him you’re here to spy on him.’
“Wait. You’re spying on me?”
With a wail, she grasped her head. “NOOOOOOOO! I SAID IT OUT LOUD!!!!”
Staring at the angel in disguise, Aiko decided to take a seat on Gabriel's back. "If you're not gonna apologize, you should at least take me flying."
“I can’t fly. You’re blocking my wings!” She pouted as she stood up.
"Sounds like a skill issue" Aiko commented, shifting onto Gabriel's shoulders.
Raynell finished wiping down the counter before pulling Gabriel by the arm. “Let’s just take it outside. She’s tearing up already.” Gabriel then started to cry at the public humiliation.
Seeing that Gabriel had started to cry, Aiko patted her on the head condescendingly, enticing the poor angel to cry even harder.
“Please, let’s just get out of here. I’m getting a bit of second-hand embarrassment.” They return to their mansion, bringing the poor angel along with her, since Aiko refused to get off.
After some time passed, they arrived at the front gate. Raynell opened the gate and allowed Gabriel to pass through before closing it behind them. The creaking of the ancient gate reverberated through their bodies.
Guiding her towards the door, Aiko called out for Kiritsugu. "Hey, Kerry! Can I get a hand here?"
Kiritsugu approached the gate. Unamused by the nickname. “Another one of your friends I suppose?”
Patting her on the head, Aiko smirked. "Nope. This one was spying on Raynell for some reason. Really badly at that. What do we do with her?"
Raynell patted the Angel on the back. “She’s been crying nonstop and wouldn’t answer any questions. Maybe if she’s separated from us, she’ll calm down enough.”
“I see.” Grabbing his walther ppk, he pointed it toward Gabriel before flicking the safety off. “I know where to dispose of her body without anyone noticing.”
Raynell stood in front of Gabriel. “Please don’t. It’s obvious that she doesn’t know what she’s doing. The ones that sent her here must be very incompetent and neglectful of their footmen.” Gabriel's cries turned into bawling after he finished. Raynell sighed, “See what I mean?”
Lowering his pistol, he clicked his tongue before flicking the safety off and holstering the weapon. “Very well, what do you wish to do with her?”
“A simple interrogation. Then we’ll see what else to do when you’re done.”
“And you want me to take over the interrogation?” Kiritsugu raised a brow.
Aiko smirked. "Better you than me."
Raynell grabbed Aiko off of Gabriel and carried her inside. “I’ll be waiting in the living room.”
~~Kiritsugu slams the table before lifting Gabriel by the scruff of her shirt. “WHERE IS THE INTEL! WHO DO YOU WORK FOR” *slap*~~
Gabriel was sitting down in a very plain room with just a table and a chair. She looked at her interrogator in absolute terror. ‘I’ve been captured by the HUMAN MAFIA! Okay. Calm down. Just think. Raynell seems to be at the top with Aiko as his second hand man. Or is it woman? This scary guy seems to be their torturer for information. DON’T PANIC. Don’t reveal ANYTHING to him no matter what he does.’ Her face hardens a bit and stares at him with icy steel.
Noticing Gabeiel’s mana spiking, Kiritsugu pulled out his pistol. Giving the gun a wipe. “Do not assume you’d be sa-”
“I’LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW, PLEASE DON’T HURT ME MR. SCARY MAN!!!” She began shaking, on the verge of tears.
Pausing for a moment, Kiritsugu decided it would be better to just go with it. “Very well, who do you work for?”
“H-heaven.”
“And why has heaven sent you to spy on us?”
She tapped on the table. “Not on all of you. Just Raynell. He seemed to be able to call upon the powers of heaven even though it’s under the full control of Michael. Your boss is very scary.”
Kiritsugu decided it would be better to go along with it rather than correcting her. “And why has heaven sent you of all people to spy on Raynell?”
She puffed her chest out in pride, causing a button to snap off. “I’m one of their top agents!”
Kiritsugu took a deep breath. “So Reynell was correct. Your faction is very incompetent and neglectful of their agents.”
Gabriel slammed her head on the table with a pitiful whine.
“And not only are they neglectful, but they also do not know the first thing to do when an agent gets themselves captured.”
She raised her head with an embarrassed slowness. “They don’t check in on me whenever I get sent on a mission. The next time they see or hear from me is when I go back to give them a report.”
Kiritsugu was unimpressed, resting his eyes he held back the urge to massage his temples. “It seems that the heaven faction is very neglectful of their agents to the point of self-sabotage. How you managed to get away with this is a mystery. I could only hazard a guess that the only reason you managed to get away was because of how ridiculous you act, to the point where they all assume you were a silly cosplayer.”
Unable to take the abuse any longer, Gabriel fainted.
Kiritsugu resisted the urge to groan at the pitiful display of the angel in front of him. “This woman is going to reveal Magus to the entire world at this rate.”
Standing up, he left the room to grab a bucket of water to throw onto the angel’s face.
“Blblblblblblll AHHH!” Gabriel pawed at her own face in an attempt to dry off. She tried shooting a glare at him. “What was that for?”
Kiritsugu remained unimpressed. “Listen here, I am not about to risk having an incompetent reveal the world of magus to the public. Especially one who would break immediately before I even started the interrogation.”
“W-what are you going to do to me?”
“I cannot, even in good faith, allow you to go back to the public until you learn how to properly conduct basic espionage.”
Her eyes began to sparkle as she let out a gasp. “Are you going to teach me to be a SUPER SPY?!”
Kiritsugu could not resist rubbing his temples. “These are BASIC espionage skills. You will be taught enough skills to conduct BASIC spy work.”
She nodded with vigor as she pulled out a notebook and pen from her cleavage. “I’m ready!”
“Firstly, do not do that in public. You’ll risk losing your chastity if you continue. Those who tend to store equipment from their cleavage are prepared to conduct sexual acts to complete their mission.”
Gabriel turned a deathly pallor as the words sunk in.
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