Marlon Simon

(00:01) Happy Christmas you xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ben Meier

(00:02) happy Christmas xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I love you loads

Marlon Simon

(00.02) Go to sleep you mug

(00:03) (I love you loads too xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)

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Ben Meier

(06:31) Alexander’s waking Annabella up with the musical xmas card I bought him hahahahahaha

(06:32) I don’t know why I’m laughing, I’m awake too

(06:32) oh how the tables turn

Marlon Simon

(10:40) HAHAHA.

(10:40) This has to be the latest I have ever woken up on Christmas day.

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Ben Meier

(13:23) WHEN IS YOUR NEW PUPPY ARRIVING

Marlon Simon

(13:30) MY NAN JUST BROUGHT HIM ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(13:30) HE’S A PUG

Ben Meier

(13:32) SCREAMING

Marlon Simon

(13:32) I’M DEAD

(13:34) Picture of Marlon and his new puppy

Ben Meier

(13:35) unfair

Marlon Simon

(13:36) Another reason for you two come over later…

Ben Meier

(13:37) the pug is now the only reason

Marlon Simon

(13:38) Stop texting me loser. Go be sociable.

Ben Meier

(13:38) :-(

Marlon Simon

(13:39) <3

Ben Meier

(13:51) a dog is for life

(13:51) not just for Christmas

Marlon Simon

(13:53) Dog is life

Ben Meier

(13:54) ball is life

Marlon Simon

(13.55) That’s what HENRY the pug said

Ben Meier

(13:56) you named him HENRY

Marlon Simon

(13:57) Yep!!!!

Ben Meier

(13:57) that’s a name for a train, not a dog

Marlon Simon

(13:58) have you been watching Thomas the Tank Engine with Alexander again?

Ben Meier

(13:58) maybe

Marlon Simon

(13:59) Nerd

Ben Meier

(13:59) u love it

Marlon Simon

(14:00) Yes your interest in trains turns me on greatly

Ben Meier

(14:01) screenshot for future reference

Marlon Simon

(14:02) GO AND SOCIALISE YOU ABSOLUTE TRAIN NERD

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Ben Meier

(15:14) hey can I come over earlier than I said I would?

Marlon Simon

(15:17) Yeah of course, what’s up?? You ok?

Ben Meier

(15:23) yeah family’s just being a bit annoying

(15:24) I’m the novelty bi mentally ill cousin

Marlon Simon

(15:25) oh Ben :-( you don’t wanna just stick it out with Bella for a bit?

Ben Meier

(15:29) she can’t really do anything to help tbh

(15.34) I can just come over later if you’re busy

Marlon Simon

(15:35) It’s busy but Jesus I could do with a break. Seriously it’s fucking chaos in this house!!

(15:36) Mum downed two bottles of Merlot and put the Michael Bublé Christmas album on. There are old people dancing in the lounge.

(15:36) Feel free to come over whenever, I need a break from the madness xxxx

Ben Meier

(15:37) ok I’ll leave in a bit xxxxxx

Marlon Simon

(15:38) you okay though? <3

Ben Meier

(15:39) I’m fine <3