Okay, we are back home. Now how do we find Teddy? Well I do have a plan. What is it? We can call the kidnapper. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? We can't just call him. That's the only idea I have in mind. Okay, I'll follow your plan then. Go get your phone. Can you get your phone? I'm too lazy today.

Fine I will get my phone. I have my phone, wait what is this? It's my phone. No this is a phone box. No it's my phone. It's a box. Are you blind? ITS MY PHONE. Don't judge me. Tell me how we will find him. I installed an app for my phone called the phone app. We can call the kidnapper and yeah.

What's his phone number? We need to find the number online. How will you do that? I am a very skilled hacker so I can use my hacker software. Wait you're a hacker? Yeah. That's sick! Can you give me free robux?

No I can't. I can only hack phone numbers. That's lame. I know right, but I am not a professional hacker. Tell me how will you find his phone number? Well I can input the name of the person then I can see all the info about that person.

Isn't that illegal? It is but I have a VPN so the police won't locate me. Are police hackers? No they can find hackers and arrest them using their police system. Okay, let's find the number. What's the kidnapper's name?

I think it's Evil Cow. Stormtrooper entered the name. Done, I'll now be able to hack into the database. Stormtrooper then puts the name into the database and hacks to get the phone number. Done! We got the phone number! Wait really? Yeah. That was fast! You are a an excellent hacker! Yeah I know.

They call the kidnapper, the phone rings. Hello? Yeah this is James Bond. Is this Stormtrooper and Paddington? Wait how do you know our names? I know them. But how? Don't ask and waste time with me.

Okay. Do you have Teddy? Yes I do, but the only way to get him back is to bring me one million dollars by tonight. WHAT A MILLION DOLLARS! Do it Stormtrooper, do it. No we can't do that. It's too much money, and he said tonight. But that's our friend. We can't do that goodbye. NO! Don't hang up, do you want our friend back? Yes I do.

Tell him we will get the money. But how will we get that much money in such a short amount of time? SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DO IT. Okay fine. We will do it. Wait Teddy is that you? Did you hear him?

Yeah, I did. In the background screaming for help. Poor Teddy. The kidnapper hangs up the phone. How do we get one million dollars? We can watch TV and there are lots of events and competitions where you can win lots of money.

What channel should we watch? We can watch Crazyy Commercials. Okay let's watch. The commercial appears on TV. Hello my name is Avi and this is Blue Bear. We are hosting a competition called called the Fighting Competition Nationals 2023.

You can win one million dollars. Join and be the most talented fighter to win a life-changing amount of money. Whoa that is so cool! That's the money we need! How do we get there?

Where was the location mentioned? I don't think, maybe we can search around the whole city for it. THE WHOLE CITY? We can't do that. The city is too big. Let's find it. Okay let's go.

Ha, ha, ha. I rule this place and you don't! PLEASE JUST LET ME LEAVE, PLEASE! Stop being a baby and act like a man. I WANT TO RETURN TO MY FRIENDS! You can't until they give me the money. THIS IS UNFAIR. I would appreciate it if you would let me go.

You are holding my arm very tightly. LET GO OF ME! Teddy can you please calm down and don't attack my partner? You should calm down, I don't care bro. JUST LET ME GO. Where is the exit?

There is no exit. It's just a room with no doors. You will be stuck here forever until your friends give me the money. What money? Well your friends Paddington and Stormtrooper called me to ask if they could get you back.

I said that they needed to give me one million dollars, but if they don't you're going to die! NO PLEASE! I WANNA LIVE! Please let me live and not die by what I can do for you. I want my money.

Well my friends will get the money. Can you rub my feet then? WHAT I AM NOT DOING THAT! Well my feet are itching and I need someone to rub it to make it feel better. If you don't, I will kill you.

Okay fine. Teddy takes Evil Cow's socks off and massages his feet. This is so disgusting. Teddy vomits on Evil Cow. WHY ARE YOU VOMITING ON ME? GET AWAY! That's enough of that.

I want you to get me Prime. What the drink? Yes do it NOW! But it's sold out everywhere. Let me ask you a question: Do you want to die? No, so get me some Prime. Okay I will try and find it. Where is my Prime? It's been 10 hours. Teddy returns to the kidnappers' place. Boss I got your Prime.

Where have you been for so long? Sorry it took me so long to find it. I had to check every store but gave up and bought it on Ebay for 5,000 dollars. It doesn't matter how much it costs, but the most important thing to me is my time, and you wasted it by wasting it.

I'm sorry it's so difficult to find. Never mind, is this Prime real? Yes it is. Let me try it. That tastes amazing. Wait what flavour is this? Lemon and lime. I SAID TO GET THE ICE POP! What, you didn't say that? I'm joking. Okay good.

What else do you need? Well I always wanted headphones. How much does it cost? It's about 2000 dollars. WHAT? I AM NOT PAYING THAT MUCH. I have no money. Get me those headphones now. But I don't have money. You can rob it then.

But I will get caught on camera and send myself to jail. It doesn't matter get there NOW! Okay fine. Teddy returns to the kidnappers' place. I have your headphones boss. Thanks. You have worked very hard today. I will give you a break. Wait really? Yes, but only for 1 minute. I guess that's enough time I guess. Thanks for the items. Wait where is my prime?

Where did he disappear? I think it's time to escape! Let's go! Paddington and Stormtrooper here I come! Teddy grabs stuff and tries to escape. Where do you think you are going? Um nothing.

I was just heading to the bathroom. Why do you have my stuff? I was just testing it. Oh well I don't care. Let's go! There is my Prime. Wait Teddy where is he? TEDDY! I think he has escaped! Let me find him and kill that bear!

The Evil Cow finds Teddy and takes him back to his place. Do you think you can run away from me? You have a tracker so I can see where you are at all times. Why can't I go yet? I did all your jobs.

YOU CANNOT LEAVE UNTIL I GET MY MONEY! But why, why? Teddy fights him. Why are you attacking me? Do not fight me or terrible things will happen to you. This is your last chance.

If you try and defeat me or escape then you are dead. Can you at least let me try the headphones? No, now hurry up and clean my toilet. THIS IS SO UNFAIR.