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To Your Broken Bones (I Raise You, Irony)

EP 6- Windows Emulator

EP 6- Windows Emulator

Jul 03, 2023

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  • •  Mental Health Topics
  • •  Cursing/Profanity
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Dylan had to stay in Urgent care for a little over 4 hours. The doctors recommended a CT scan to ensure the concussion wasn't severe, and Dylan's internal and external wounds were deduced to only be minor. He received some basic treatment but was let go after some additional tests. He'd been sent into the waiting room with a small piece of paper in hand, a short list of recovery recommendations written down on it. He'd noticed Markus in the waiting room, and was slightly surprised that he'd waited the whole time. Markus was slouched back in a chair, reading some college's medical magazine.


Before Dylan could get Markus' attention, his own was diverted by the reception, "Oh, Mr. Echevarria, would you like to pay upfront, or do you have an address for the bill to be sent to?" She asked, fingers clacking rapidly on her keyboard, her eyes still glued to the computer. Dylan blinked at her, slowly responding, "Um…I don't, uh… have money on me…or like, insurance, I think…" he murmured, his voice still groggily as he was pretty exhausted.


"Oh, ok! Please give me your address then. You should expect the bill in about 3 to 7 weeks," She barely nodded at him while she spoke, grabbing her mouse and giving her rapid-fire typing a rest. Dylan tried to match her pace and give her his address as quickly as possible, which was not that quick, before heading over to Markus. Markus noticed Dylan by this point and had put down the magazine, standing up as Dylan approached him. Dylan didn't even try to engage in small talk, grabbing Markus' arm and leading him out of the urgent care and to the car.


Markus didn't object in the slightest and quietly got in the car. Dylan fumbled slightly with his seatbelt, clearing his throat before asking Markus, "Do you remember my address, or…do you, like...need it again?" Markus had already opened the navigation on the dashboard, "No, I got it, don't worry," he hesitated slightly before adding on, "What…so what took so long? Like… 4 hours for a CT scan?" he chuckled tiredly, shifting awkwardly back into his seat as there was a sizeable pause after he spoke. Dylan began to chew on his inner lip, deliberating whether he should share. He decided he didn't really care, "Blood mutation, fun stuff. They had to like…," his voice had started to get rough as he spoke, so he cleared his throat and continued, "...make sure I didn't get a brain aneurysm… which-...which I didn't. I don't have an aneurysm, so… yeah."


Yet another quiet car ride ensued as Markus, again, drove Dylan home. Dylan had found the silence quite funny, but his head was still throbbing far too painfully for him to really be able to process 'funny.' Upon showing up at his house, Dylan silently exited the car. He almost shut the car door before taking a moment and rifling around in his pocket. He stuck his head back in the car and handed Markus his phone, "Put your number in my contacts... No, actually, wait. I lied. Hold on..." He muttered, opening up the Instant Message social media app instead and handing the phone back to Markus. Markus took the phone hesitantly, put his IM user into Dylan's phone, and quietly handing it back. Dylan put his phone back in his pocket, avoiding eye contact with Markus before saying, "Thanks...," and shutting the car door. 


It was around 3:40 when Dylan got home, far earlier than he'd come home in months. Astra was still out at work, and Iris was still at school, so he gladly headed up to his room and immediately passed out on his bed. Fully clothed. No blanket.


Dylan woke up hours later, rubbing his eyes and checking his phone. 10:02. A 7-hour nap. Beautiful. He decided to camp out in his room until Astra and Iris went to bed. He knew that the school had probably called home about his absence, and he did not have the energy to explain the ordeal to either of them. He decided to go to his desk and see if his friends were up. Maybe they wanted to watch a movie.


He'd already had a lot of unchecked notifications from them but decided to see what his friend Reyes had sent him first.




Sys. ~ New message!




~

yesterday - 5:36 pm

~




radi0r0ade: wanna play frantic fanfic


radi0r0ade: pls


radi0r0ade: pls


radi0r0ade: psl


radi0r0ade: dylan


radi0r0ade: my comrade


radi0r0ade: do not ghost me


radi0r0ade: time sensitive


radi0r0ade: you enrage me


radi0r0ade: I know where you live


radi0r0ade: no no even worse


radi0r0ade: MARINA knows


radi0r0ade: feel fear, my friend


radi0r0ade: we will tag team this kidnapping


radi0r0ade: bring you back to the fucking shed


radi0r0ade: force you to listen to hyper pop


radi0r0ade: 24/7!!!


radi0r0ade: ok whatever ur dead




~

today - 10:29 am

~




radi0r0ade: hey fucker


radi0r0ade: guess who just got transferred to sycamore


radi0r0ade: god when you're alive again you're gonna fucking freak out


radi0r0ade: you can thank marina for that one too


radi0r0ade: you can thank her by playing frantic fanfic with us…


radi0r0ade: oh or 8-ball


radi0r0ade: but frantic fanfic is preferred


radi0r0ade: oh wait nvm she just said that she'd rather you play doki doki


radi0r0ade: like bro she really wants you to play it


radi0r0ade: probably so you guys can geek out about it


radi0r0ade: rakwfjksdbfksn ok get back to me when you can pookie xoxo call me if you can




~

today - 10:05 pm

~




dyln..darko: you fucking what


radi0r0ade: he lives!!


dyln..darko: wait for fucking when


dyln..darko: like next year or next semester


radi0r0ade: god dude you're gonna flip your shit


dyln..darko: next semester??


radi0r0ade: i'm already in


radi0r0ade: high priority cargo right here


radi0r0ade: they were basically BEGGING me to transfer


radi0r0ade: "Oh Reyes!~ We need your beautiful biceps and massive neurons to save our failing students like that fucking emo kid who skips every fucking day!~"


radi0r0ade: but yeah they're still working out some of the credit transfers and all that cool stuff


dyln..darko: ok fuck you


dyln..darko: i barely skip


radi0r0ade: suuuure


dyln..darko: like ever


dyln..darko: no fuck you i'm serious


dyln..darko: shit but like damn I can show you around if you want


radi0r0ade: i mean sure but like Marina kinda already gave me the gist


radi0r0ade: we have all the same classes too heehee


radi0r0ade: well mostly, she has digital electronics and i have comp graphics


dyln..darko: thoughts on the plants?


radi0r0ade: bro.


radi0r0ade: oh my fucking god


radi0r0ade: i thought you were exaggerating


radi0r0ade: like literally every hall


radi0r0ade: plants in every. damn. room.


dyln..darko: ikr???


radi0r0ade: like wow


radi0r0ade: the poor fucking custodians though


radi0r0ade: jesus


dyln..darko: oh no dude thats all taken care of by the gardening and ecology classes


radi0r0ade: no fucking way


dyln..darko: you seen the roof?


radi0r0ade: we're allowed up there?!?!!?


dyln..darko: hell, are we


dyln..darko: you're gonna love it omfg


dyln..darko: anyways im gonna ditch now i got a concussion from my fuckin demonic beast fighting or whatever the fuck you called it


radi0r0ade: FUCKIGN WHAT??!??#




Sys. ~ USER;[dyln..darko] offline




Dylan was tempted to check in on other people, specifically Marina, but he didn't feel like chatting. He decided to check and see what she sent him and if she had any more information on Reyes' transfer.




Sys. ~ New message!




~

yesterday - 5:36 pm

~




saltwatersnow: Emergency


saltwatersnow: Emergency


saltwatersnow: Help


saltwatersnow: Help


saltwatersnow: Help me


saltwatersnow: Slut


saltwatersnow: Fuck u




~

today - 11:15 am

~




saltwatersnow: You owe me big time


saltwatersnow: Buy the Doki Doki DLC


saltwatersnow: Please


saltwatersnow: You'll love it i swear


saltwatersnow: Take a break from your illegal emulators


saltwatersnow: Please just TRYYYY some modern things


saltwatersnow: You're like a nostalgic millennial


saltwatersnow: Already in your old man phase…


saltwatersnow: I can already hear it!!!


saltwatersnow: Old man Dylan's gonna be crying like


saltwatersnow: the warrrrr boy the waaarrrrr grrrruhhh get my ear cream boyyyyyy


saltwatersnow: Thats gonna be you


saltwatersnow: But with your fucking old ass video games


saltwatersnow: Pov Dylan as soon as he turns 30


saltwatersnow: https://youtu.be/2dF-u8gYQxQ


saltwatersnow: You better watch the video


saltwatersnow: Top-quality cinematography


saltwatersnow: That's the shit that makes you go fuckin bananas right


saltwatersnow: UGHHHHH ok its boring talking to nobody now bye




Sys. ~ USER;[saltwatersnow] offline




Dylan sighed, rubbing his temples to alleviate his worsening headache. He turned his computer off. Enough digital chatting for today. He wanted to head out to the barn but was sure he'd pass Markus' house on the way there. No WAY he'd even risk the possibility of being a narcoleptic damsel in distress in front of him again. He only began to realize that his stomach was churning loudly, as he'd forgotten to eat. He went downstairs and got some food. It was his lucky day too. Astra and Iris had checked out early, but there was leftover Gazpacho. The leftovers wouldn't be very filling, so he got 3 untoasted bagels to go with it. He finished his meal in under five minutes, absolutely inhaling the food in front of him.


After cleaning his dishes, he felt stumped about what to do. He was tempted to go outside and take some photos, peaking outside the window to see what the moon phase was tonight. It was only a waxing gibbous, so he wasn't too intrigued. He ended up returning to his computer, pulling up his emulator to play the original silent hill game. He wanted something nostalgic. He felt he needed to turn his brain off for a while.


Before he knew it, the clock struck 12. It wasn't like he was a stranger to staying up late, but his concussed brain and paranoid tendencies wouldn't mix too well with prolonged horror game exposure AND late-night creeps, so he ended up back where he started; Awake, physically disabled, and at a complete and utter loss for an appropriate, entertaining activity to occupy his time.


Dylan was suddenly struck with a thought, pulling up IM on his computer and checking his friends list. Lo and behold, Markus' user was added. 'marrrkus_1212.' What a great way to kill some time.




Sys. ~ New message!




~

today - 12:12 am

~




dyln..darko: sup


dyln..darko: oh fuck 12:12 am


dyln..darko: like your username


dyln..darko: hahaha


dyln..darko: oh god i really hope your up or this is super fucking embarassing


Sys. ~ USER;[marrrkus_1212] online


marrrkus_1212: Oh hi Dylan!


marrrkus_1212: Oh shit did you plan the 1212 thing?!


dyln..darko: oh what no


dyln..darko: silly coincidence


dyln..darko: or like fate or something


dyln..darko: like a sign from god or whatever


dyln..darko: idfk man im not religious


dyln..darko: no offense if you are


dyln..darko: or full offense


dyln..darko: whatever anyways


marrrkus_1212: You type really fast


dyln..darko: sorry im just like hella spazzy rn


dyln..darko: brain operating at a mile an hour


marrrkus_1212: Isn't that really slow though? :0


dyln..darko: shut up


dyln..darko: ok maybe


dyln..darko: no yeah you're right but like


dyln..darko: admitting defeat is for nerds


marrrkus_1212: LOL


marrrkus_1212: You feeling any better?


dyln..darko: fuuuck no


dyln..darko: out over here


dyln..darko: fucking dying i guess


dyln..darko: took a fuckin


dyln..darko: 7 hour nap or whatever


marrrkus_1212: Oh! :1


dyln..darko: don't judge me please


dyln..darko: im already fuckin autistic


dyln..darko: then gods like


dyln..darko: BOOM


dyln..darko: more fuckin brain shit


marrrkus_1212: Oh you're autistic?


dyln..darko: what was my general unnerving vibe not enough


marrrkus_1212: I mean you just seem kind of tired to me


dyln..darko: what do i need to carry a sign with all my special interests slapped on like some kind of geeky hermit


marrrkus_1212: Wait sorry that made it sound like I'm denying you're autistic


dyln..darko: it did?


marrrkus_1212: I'm not trying to deny it sorry I just didn't want to assume anything but thats cool that you're autistic!


dyln..darko: it is


dyln..darko: very cool


dyln..darko: i look at early 2000s shit and i go fucking haywire


marrrkus_1212: Like tv shows or movies?


dyln..darko: mostly videogames to be honest


dyln..darko: horror shit


dyln..darko: tbh i just like all older movies in general


dyln..darko: anything that was made more then 15 years ago man


dyln..darko: i go ham


marrrkus_1212: Haha like interview with a vampire I'm guessing :p


dyln..darko: I FUCKGN


dyln..darko: i love interview with a vampire


dyln..darko: so much


dyln..darko: i want to be brad pitt so bad so i can kiss tom cruise and adopt kirsten dunst


dyln..darko: we dont talk about the brad pitt and kirsten dunst kiss scene.


marrrkus_1212: LOL YEAH


dyln..darko: but besides that


dyln..darko: beautiful movie


marrrkus_1212: Have you read the book?


dyln..darko: not much of a reader tbh


marrrkus_1212: Noooo but the book's so good! D:


marrrkus_1212: The wording is so beautiful, like honestly if you liked the movie then the book's gonna blow you away


dyln..darko: ehhh idk


dyln..darko: it sounds good but like idk reading just feels like a chore


marrrkus_1212: Mannnn alright fine fair enough


marrrkus_1212: You should really go to sleep though!


marrrkus_1212: Like honestly even if your not tired it'll be good for your concussion :1


dyln..darko: i mean yeah your probably right


dyln..darko: but like ugfdfjsbjkn i dont wanna


marrrkus_1212: Okkk well either way I gotta do homework and get ready for bed


marrrkus_1212: So sorry but I'll be heading out now :(


dyln..darko: mannnnn


dyln..darko: nah its all good i probably should clean up or whatever


dyln..darko: ttyl?


marrrkus_1212: Ofc Anytime!


dyln..darko: alr gnn


marrrkus_1212: Gnnn :3




Sys. ~ USER;[marrrkus_1212] offline




Sys. ~ USER;[dyln..darko] offline




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Sorry for the long update! Or you're welcome depending on your perspective. IDK !!!

Starting to get in a better flow of things here! At least I think so? Regardless, because Im trying some new things, criticism is so so so welcome (per usual) and greatly appreciated! This includes anything relating to formatting, ease of reading, pacing, character objectives, clarity, etc.
Personally I kinda love these little text set ups since its super dialogue heavy, but if the shift from typical novel paragraphs to more digital-based dialogue is funky then let me know!

also hopefully I'll be able to add some sketches to these updates and ACTUALLY WORK ON MAINTAINING A SCHEDULE but that's on me hreghwgha I'm so sorry ok love you all bye bye <3

god I'm so excited that this story is finally starting to pick up grgrwhgrheg i hope you guys get as hooked on it as I am B)

NO MORE RAMBLING RHGHGRAH SORRY BACK TO WORK I GO

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Dylan does not shy from calling himself a hermit. He takes pride in his staidly aloof lifestyle, especially when it allows him to conduct paranormal tasks without the risk of being caught. Unfortunately, this consequence-free period comes to an end as Dylan unwillingly meets a new foe-like friend; Markus.

Hilarity ensues, amiright?

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(if you make fun of the long title istg i will "*eyes turn red* *becomes evil mario*" and this is a threat)
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