3 hours later

So Alex this is your team mates but half of them are suitable for a mate so don't get any ideas ok?

What did you say you bald dord.

Now now "Michael puts his hands up to apologise for his rude manner of speech" it's just the truth you can ask any girl you met haven't yaw "wink".

"Makes a fist and grits his teeth".

Stop fighting and welcome our new player "puts a hand on the angry kid's shoulder and pulls him back and walks in front of the team to greet Alex" Hi myself Ross and my IGN(in game name) is Itachi and my role is jg.

This is "Pointing towards the angry kid with his 5 fingers"

Max his IGN is-

"Alex starts walking around the campus showing no intrest in the team what so ever".

The introduction can wait so Alex this will be your bootcamp this is where you will practice and grind this is your room and this is toilet and this is a garden so have fun training will start from tommarow morning.

"After such a disrespectful act by Alex towards his own teamates he goes into the grass field and starts rolling around the field is almost as big as a football field. after rolling for 3 minutes he stumbles into another guy who is performing the same act as Alex".

Hey there you i haven'y seen you before are you new here?

Yeah.

"Both gentlemen lay down grazing at the stars with 20cm of distance seoerating them".

You know that "points at the stars while making a ladle shape with his right hand index finger" star constellation is called The Big Dipper that represents someone's funeral i wonder who it is whoever it may be My name is a Jeff and iam from Diamond esports.

My name is Alex iam from All Stars. "Alex discovers the capablity of a human eye as it could see nearly 4000 light years away".

Well not to kill your mood but you need 200 Billion Trillion players to call yourself "All Stars" "Jeff makes All Stars double quotation gesture with his index and middle finger".

Here you go "Ross sits up and stretches his arm out to give something to Alex" this is hubaba i got this from hong kong.

No thanks "Alex also sits up and refuses with a refusing gesture.

What? you don't like bubbly gum?

It's not like that it's just it could be drugged you know.

What are you talking about why would i do that? i cannot drug a child "Ross explains in disbelief of what accusation has been put on him".

It's not that "Alex hesitates to say but" it's STD.

What??

Yeah you look like a slutty boy who got banged by two black man wearing a supreme t-shirt in a minivan while West Coast Cruisin' was playing the background.

You little peice of shit didn't you mamma teach you some manners?

Hey Alex what you doing here? dinner is ready "Michael comes to get Alex" who is he? he looks like he got fucked by 2 hung niggers in back of their Volkswagen Golf while wearing a pink t shirt printed PDboy.

You "Jeff makes a fist in anger" i'll see you in the championship just you weight i mean wait.

Damn coach Michael you really know how to press people's buttons Alex come fast or else that pig will eat you half also.

"Michael scratches his head wondering when did he press any buttons"? 

"After finishing his meal Alex goes in his room".

Yo brother "reaches out for a hug".

"Alex envades his hug with a quick weave".

Eehh I heatd your name was Alex iam your roomate my name is Kaiser and iam our team's top laner.

Top? you mean baron?

Oh you are not familiar with the terminology don't worry you will get used to it so now the real question is ... "Kaiser waits for Alex to reapond"

What?

Do you have sea sickness?

Why?

You see this is a waterbed.

What the fuck is a waterbed is there water in my bed?

Oh i spot a nerd.

Well it is in the name.

Ahh "sigh" Alex you need to bring some colours in your life man if life is a rainbow you are "Kaiser counts rainbow's colours on his fingers" green blue indigo yeah indigo! your life is painted with indigo and you know no one likes indigo so you need a paint cleaner and after this "indigo" is removed from your boring life you will fill it with vibrant colours.

WTF you talking about? you on drugs?

No my freund(dutch accent) iam just high on happiness it's been my dream to be on a big screen where millions of people can cheer me to victory and i will not let this chance go so Alex get plenty of rest and let's become the World champs.

15 minutes later.

Note: Alex has already slept and Kaiser is still talking to the wall under the influence of alchohol.

I had a pet hamster and it died 5 years but i can still remeber he used to poop on my bed after escaping from his cage i don't know if he considered me as a toilet or a comfortable parent where he can safely shit but man that was a bummer and that one time...

The next day

"Alex wakes up late and goes to there booth".

Huh yesterday they were acting like casuals today they are way more serious and competetive.

They were practicing for 6 days straight yesterday they had a leave so you were sea sick Alex?

No mic but wait a min how long are they playing?

I was sure as hell puking when i woke up oh them probably 2 hours.

You didn't woke me up?

I tried but the stance in what you were sleeping was unreachable as if you created a new dimention around you while you were asleep "i will research him when he sleeps again" anyways you can join in the next game.

So who's who in the roles?

Let's start with top you shared a room with him 

Kaiser IGN King he is very good at pantheon, garen and kennen his playstyle is very passive farming then ganking or split push or team fight no fight in solo lane.

What's panteon and the other two?

Champions we use them to play you remember there are a lot of them but don't be discouraged by there gigantic number you will learn all there abilities very soon.

Hmm. "Taps his finger on his chin"

Then the jungler Ross IGN Itachi he plays a lot of champions if not all that's what makes him so unique he is an amazing ganker, smiter, leader and supporter what ever you want from him he will provide.

Then our duo lane First our adc(additional damage carry) Johan IGN Phantom he is amazing at caitlyn, ezreal and miss fortune and ashe but i don't like that champ so i advise him not to play it his skillshot hit almost everytime and because of his aim they win there lane and later you will understand the importance of gaining an advantage in the early game 

Second is our support Max he is a little hot headed you know, his puberty hit a little bit late late so he sometimes gets hijacked by his hormones but don't this side of him blind you of his potential he is very good at supporting oh his IGN Guardian as he will gaurd his entire team.

So now that i have introduced you to all the members in your team "don't get confused" you can join in and start practicing your coordination with remeber what i teached you go. "Wipes his 'fake' year" Oh my children they grow up so fast, now you asshole waiter where is my Saltine Crackers i ordered them an hour ago.

Sir i apologise sincerely "bows in apology" we had to give your cracker to a sick person he has been vomitting non-stop he has more need of those crackers than you now that you understand go eat something esle.

I will not eay anything except my Saltine Crackers I want my Saltine Crackers right fucking now "pointing his finger downwards" or i'll snatch those crackers from this "ill person".

Sir please don't be so obnoxious or you'll have to face major consequences for your actions.

I'll face as many consequnces as i want after i eat my Saltine Cracker.

Hey Michael "Exited".

Whose this? Vincent?

Yeah nice to meet you my man oh! where did your hair go?

I shaved them off packaged them and sent them to space.

Where did you do that? i might do it with my pubes.

Celestes: Memorial space flights anyway you know this ill person? "Michael asks in a Detectivs voice"

Yeah he is in my team his name is jeff he got malaria from staying in the grass field yesterday he is very ill indeed.

Hmm can i see him? "Eagle eye look".

Yeah sure i was here to grab some supplies wanna tag along ?