Please note that Tapas no longer supports Internet Explorer.
We recommend upgrading to the latest Microsoft Edge, Google Chrome, or Firefox.
Home
Comics
Novels
Community
Mature
More
Help Discord Forums Newsfeed Contact Merch Shop
Publish
Home
Comics
Novels
Community
Mature
More
Help Discord Forums Newsfeed Contact Merch Shop
__anonymous__
__anonymous__
0
  • Publish
  • Ink shop
  • Redeem code
  • Settings
  • Log out

To Die Laughing

Chapter 5: I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Chapter 5: I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Aug 06, 2023

Trigger Warning (Check Description)

Chapter 5: "I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."  -Edgar Allan Poe


We teleported right behind Satan, who seemed to be snorting some sort of drug (probably cocaine).  They must have sensed our presence or something because not even a full 5 seconds later it whipped around and yelled “I’M NOT DOING DRUGS YOU’RE DOING DRUGS!” as a piece of a straw fell out of its nose.

“Um . . . hi?” I said.

“Oh it’s yo- BLASPHEMOUS SHIT!” Satan yelled “WHAT HAPPENED TO LENORE? And oh is that bexley?”

“Lenore went to kill the weird angle thing and uh fell out of the sky and yes I believe that is bexley,” Dagon explained as I nodded, basically saying yeah that’s Bexley.

“Alright then first things first,” they snapped their fingers and Lenore disappeared “Lenore is in her room in case you were wondering,” then it directed its attention to Bexley. “Now what do we have here?”

“He’s my friend bexley” I told him for the 5th time in the past 5 minutes 

Satan rolled his eyes.  “What are we gonna do with you?” Just then Bexley Jumped up and started to put me in a choke hold.

“YOU KILLED YOURSELF WHY DID YOU DO SUCH A SELFISH THING DON'T YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR ME AND MY-“ he started to say but then realized other people were there. “Hi” he said then in a hushed voice continued "YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR MY WISHES YOUR A HORRIBLE FRIEND!” he whisper-yelled

“I’m sorry I didn’t know that made me a bad friend I'm sorry im sorry please forgive me please!”

“You didn’t know hm that's a new one.”

“A new what?”

“A new lie that you came up with, but you know, nevermind you're lucky that I DIDN’T KILL MYSELF AFTER THAT you would have had MY blood on YOUR hands but wait I'm dead I died on the way to your funeral so my blood IS on Your HANDS”

“I’m sorry, I'm so sorry, I didn’t want you to die!  It’s all my fault I’m sorry.”

“Oh who’s this another one of your PATHETIC boyfriends?  Honestly I'm shocked that anyone could ever love you!” he said at a normal volume again then turned his attention to Dagon.  “And how do you even love her?  Or is it because you think Kate is a boy HA!  Wouldn’t that make you a FA-”

“Hey Bexley,” I looked up Satan looked pissed “Fuck off you narcissistic asshole, leave my devils alone!” They waved their hand and Bexley just flew off me.  Dagon came running over.

“Kit are you ok?” He asked.  At that point I was in tears.  I shook my head no and Dagon sat down next to me and gave me a hug, and didn’t let go. It felt warm but not physically warm emotionally. If that makes sense it was like as long as I was in his arms nothing bad would happen it felt peaceful.  When my other friends like bexley would hug me I just felt empty but now I just didn’t want Dagon to ever let go.

Then I heard yelling, and looked up to see Satan who clearly was pissed “Now I know you pathetic little angels have nothing better to do, than to harass these poor people-” a scythe made of pure darkness started to appear in Satan's hand “But I am Satan ruler of Hell and if you don't leave them alone then I WILL send you to the flaming. Pits. OF HELL,”

“Why you're an all powerful being don’t you know being gay is a sin? Why are you protecting these” then he said some slurs of which I will not repeat (one that starts with T and the F one and a few others too). “Unless . . . maybe it’s because you're one too!”

“I don't think you quite understand how this works child.  I am an All-powerful being who can kill you with ONE WORD or swing of my Scythe here!”

“HA well I shouldn’t even be here I always went to reconciliation and prayed every night and went to church every Sunday”

“Are you TRYING to get me to kill you again?  Well ya know what!  I guess you’ll get that wish!” Satan raised his scythe to slash Bexley with and then a glowing orb appeared that slowly morphed into a woman with a halo crown type thing 3 sets of pure white wings glowing long blonde hair and golden colored eyes.  Her hair was completely covering one eye and the other eye was partially covered by her hair.

“Lucifer how many times must I tell you that you don’t have permission to kill any of My Angles”

“GOD STOP USING MY FUCKING DEADNAME!!!!  And do you not see that kid in the corner having a literal mental breakdown?  He just not only harassed him for just existing but called every person in this room every slur in existence!”

“You and your devils are always so sensitive, come on Bexley let’s get away from this disgusting place,” and with that they were gone.

Satan started mumbling under their breath then walked up to us. “Are you alright?”

“Yeah I think so I just overreacted I should go apologize to Bexley where did he go?”

“So after I just threatened him you still don't see a problem with that?”

I wiped tears from my eyes “No I do, I told you, I overreacted.  Besides he didn’t mean it he doesn't know any better he did said he cared about me”

“He also called you not one but 2 SLURS, dead named you and misgendered you,” Dagon pointed out.  

“He was raised by homophobes he doesn't know any better,” I explained.

“Kit do you know what a red flag is?”

“Yeah obviously everyone knows what that is.”

“And you don't see anything wrong with what he just said to you?”

“Well of course I do!  But he’s - he - he didn’t grow up in the best environment.”

“That doesn’t give him an excuse!” Dagon yelled.  Only then did he stop hugging me and put his hands on my shoulders, but I didn’t want him to stop hugging me ever!  I wanted him to always be by my side, even more than I thought I wanted Bexley to be there.  Now I don't cry in front of people but then as I thought I couldn’t stop myself from crying.  So I just wrapped my arms around him and cried on his shoulder because well I didn’t know what else to do.

“Please don’t leave me.”

“Why would I leave you?”

“The nicest people I’ve been friends with have always left and I don’t want u to leave too!” This time I hugged him I didn’t want to ever let go.  I wanted him to stay right here, right there next to me, so I never would feel alone again.  Unfortunately the world is cruel and I knew no matter how much I ignored it, or no matter how much I wished, I knew deep down that one day he would leave me.  It is inevitable. 

“Unfortunately I have a meeting with an um uh person so as much as I love watching you guys be cute together I've gotta go.”

“Farewell then!” Dagon called then Satan disappeared. “Wait did they just insinuate we’re dating?”

I turned to him and said, “I think they did.” We laughed.  It made me feel a little better but I still couldn’t shake the idea that one day he too would leave like everyone else did.

2020starwarsmarvel
knox_darkness

Creator

Trigger warning: Slurs, Emotional abuse, Discussions of mental health and suicide, transphobia and homophobia

Comments (2)

See all
Luna Cremi
Luna Cremi

Top comment

Satan is so wholesome, I love them. Also Bexley deserves to get stuck in hell, and the angels are a-holes! I am loving this chapter!

- Luna

2

Add a comment

Recommendation for you

  • What Makes a Monster

    Recommendation

    What Makes a Monster

    BL 75.8k likes

  • Invisible Bonds

    Recommendation

    Invisible Bonds

    LGBTQ+ 2.4k likes

  • Touch

    Recommendation

    Touch

    BL 15.6k likes

  • Silence | book 1

    Recommendation

    Silence | book 1

    LGBTQ+ 27.3k likes

  • Primalcraft: Scourge of the Wolf

    Recommendation

    Primalcraft: Scourge of the Wolf

    BL 7.1k likes

  • Invisible Boy

    Recommendation

    Invisible Boy

    LGBTQ+ 11.5k likes

  • feeling lucky

    Feeling lucky

    Random series you may like

To Die Laughing
To Die Laughing

2.2k views7 subscribers

Life after death . . . always an interesting subject. After Kit Krieger a trans guy commits suicide he finds out that everything he was ever taught about the afterlife was wrong. Follow Kit and new friends Dagon Kalua and Lenore Drakos as they go on adventures to possibly save the world from God and Kit's ex-best friend Bexley Lewis.
Subscribe

12 episodes

Chapter 5: I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Chapter 5: I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

138 views 2 likes 2 comments


Style
More
Like
List
Comment

Prev
Next

Full
Exit
2
2
Prev
Next