This series is packed with stuff that – frankly – no one needs to see.

Trust me, it’s all in here.

The stuff your momma warned you about.

The stuff they can’t teach in schools.

And some things that would make a billy goat puke.

If you have an aversion to mind altering substances, you best go someplace else.

Seriously, turn back now.

These pages hold more danger than a Golden poison Frog with a chlorine chaser.

If you’re under the legal voting age, you shouldn’t be here.

At a minimum go get your parent’s permission before continuing.

If you do choose to proceed, you may encounter any or all of the following:

Animals in their natural states,

people doing people stuff,

suicide,

other paths to death,

otherworldly visitors,

weapons of all sorts and their various uses,

bizarre ideologies,

propaganda,

misbehaving children,

demon possession,

aborted fetuses up to no good,

tyrannical dictators,

inaccurate depictions of historical figures,

holographic pandas,

isms of every sort,

regicide,

provocative chinchillas,

phobias and the phobics that accompany them,

indoctrination,

under-water basket weaving,

mass hysteria,

child abuse and/or sacrifice,

excessive use of commas,

kidnapping,

torture,

mutually assured destruction,

dumb ideas,

misleading witness testimony,

cannibalism,

triggered trigger pullers,

bodily functions,

bad grammar,

all seven deadly sins – and most of the not-so-deadly ones,

coercion,

disproportionate gifting,

hypothetical head scratchers,

lions,

tigers,

and bears…

dogs and cats living together – you know the thing,

one-world governments,

religious zealots and the deities who love them,

specists,

lewd commentary,

unnatural acts,

ridiculous scenarios,

misspelled words,

rapid population reduction,

and just about every other thing you can think of.

We’ll try not to get too graphic, but still…

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

You've been warned.