Scene: Damon and Jared are at Jared’s real estate office where one of his coworkers is having a going away party. Damon is holding the joint gift he and Jared brought for the coworker.
Jared: Looking super nervous as he hesitates to open the door to the office This was a bad idea…
Damon: Smiling innocently What was?
Jared: Glares at Damon Letting you come with me to this!
Damon: Jared, we’ve been married for six years, I think it’s fine if I go to a party at your work with you.
Jared: Frowns I only agreed to this because you used Tulip against me! You two bullied me into saying yes to this!
Damon: Smiles cheerfully But you did say yes~!
Jared: Looking stressed What if they find out about our relationship?
Damon: I mean they probably will.
Jared: Looking freaked I’m going to die of embarrassment! They’ll fire me for being a polygamist!
Damon: I already told you that you don’t need to work, I’ll provide for you and our family if anything happens.
Jared: Frowns at him That’s even worse…somehow…
Damon: Turns into a regular looking woman Would you feel better if I looked like this?
Jared: Blushes unnerved by that N-no! Turn back into a man! I don’t want them thinking I came with a woman who’s not my wife!
Damon: Smiles innocently But I am your wife~!
Jared: Says angrily Just turn back into a man already!
Damon: Turns into a normal looking man Like this?
Jared: Checks for a tail and sees that there is none then frowns at Damon If you can look normal why don’t you do that all the time?
Damon: Says teasingly Standing out has never bothered me.
Jared: Looking annoyed But what about how it makes the rest of us look when we’re with you….?
Damon: Smiles at Jared You need to worry less.
Vanessa: Opening the door from the inside Hey, Jared, are you coming in? You’ve been standing out here for awhile.
Jared: Looking horrified (Shit! It was a glass door!!! Of course they could see everything!!!) YES! Sorry! I hope we weren’t holding up the party?
Vanessa: Smiles at him looking amused Not at all~! You gave us all a good laugh.
Jared: Turning red and looking super embarrassed Don’t tell me that!!!
Damon: Smiling politely at Vanessa as he hands her the present Hello, my name is Damon, I came with Jared. We brought this for Simon as a going away gift.
Vanessa: Taking it politely Thank you, Damon. I’ll make sure to put it with the other presents. Are you Jared’s friend?
Jared: Quickly jumping in NO! He’s my husband- wife- Goes pale and looks like he just had a heart attack (I FORGOT THE SPELL MAKES IT SO I CAN’T DENY IT!!!)
Vanessa: Looking confused W-what?
Damon: Laughs in a cool manner Jared is always such a kidder. We were actually roommates in college together. I did all the cooking, cleaning, and his laundry for him. People would call us husband and wife because we were so close. He must just be referencing back to that.
Jared: Looking confused and surprised (He’s lying?)
Vanessa: Laughs a bit Oh! That’s adorable~! Smiles at Jared Please help yourself to some cake, and make sure to say goodbye to Simon when you get a chance. He’s surrounded by people so it’s a bit hard right now.
Jared: Yes, of course! Thank you, Vanessa.
Action: Vanessa walks away from them
Damon: Smiles at Jared She seems nice.
Jared: Looking uncomfortable You lied… you didn’t have to… it’s not good for a God to lie is it?
Damon: Laughs a bit Was it a lie? I was just referencing another lifetime of ours.
Jared: Looking disturbed I don’t think that counts as telling the truth if it only exists in your mind.
Damon: It’s true though! You were quite the slob in that life. I was always having to clean up after you.
Jared: Crosses his arms and pouts angrily I have no way of knowing if you’re just making shit up or not.
Damon: Should we go say goodbye to Simon? He’s your friend isn’t he?
Jared: Looks a bit sad Yeah… Looks upset I don’t like goodbyes though… I mostly just wanted to make sure he got his gift.
Damon: Looking a bit distant I know what you mean, I don’t like goodbyes either.
Jared: Looks at him surprised Really? Smirks at him Is it because everyone is always telling you to leave?
Damon: Laughs smally at that then looks a bit sad Never seeing someone in a life again is always a bit sad.
Jared: Thinks about it I guess… if you remember all your past lives then you remember a lot of sad things as well. Looks at Damon a bit sheepishly Like all the times you had to say goodbye.
Damon: Smiles but looks sad Yes, of course. Smiles brightly at Jared as he takes his hand in his But then we always meet again in some form~!
Jared: Blushes at that and looks at their hands Did… I want to see you again- Quickly lets go of Damon’s hand and walks to the door in a huff Nevermind! Ah! Let’s go home, I’ll call Simon later and tell him goodbye on the phone! It’s too crowded here anyway.
Damon: Laughs and follows Jared Should we stop for some fast food on our way home?
Jared: Looking more relaxed now that they’re leaving Mmmm, okay. I could go for a burger.
Damon: Smiles at him happily I’d really like a milkshake~!
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