Scene: All of the spouses are gathered at the dining room table, it’s early in the morning on Valentine’s Day.
Lyall: I’ve gathered you all here today because it’s Valentine’s Day and we still haven’t decided who’s going to spend the day with Damon! Every year he makes us wait until the last minute, and then we end up doing some group family activity, but not this year! This year one of us will have a romantic evening with passionate one on one time!
Jared: Looking bored Nadia and I already have reservations at Restaurante Súper Elegante, not to mention this is the last day of the year I want to spend time with Damon on.
Nadia: Looking upset I invited Damon to come with us, but he already said no…
Jared: Looking angry You invited Damon to our romantic dinner date?!?
Nadia: He is our husband, Jared…
Jared: Blushes looking annoyed and embarrassed He always says he’s my wife, so speak for yourself.
Claire: It’s already Valentine’s Day, Lyall. Once again this is the last minute. Why didn’t you bring this up earlier?
Lyall: Looking embarrassed I was really busy with school work and the game I’m working on.
Tasha: Says innocently Lyall has been coming to bed so late, he must be working on something really important.
Claire: Looking annoyed Is it that big titty anime girl dating game you showed me?
Lyall: It’s not just a dating game, she also pilots giant robots and fights space dust bunnies!
Claire: Rolls her eyes and says sarcastically Oh my gawd, that’s so much better.
Lyall: It’s art Claire, you wouldn’t understand!
Claire: Says teasingly I understand you like big titty anime girls.
Tasha: Says happily Who doesn’t?
Lyall: Tasha gets me.
Adelia: Blushing looking uncomfortable I’m not from Earth so it’s fine if Damon doesn’t spend time with me today… Looking happy as she thinks about it We have our own romantic holiday on Canat.
Lyall: Glares at her annoyed Thank you for your sacrifice, Adelia.
Sarosh: Yawning Damon and I are two halves of the same soul, I don’t need a date night to be close to him.
Lyall: Ugh, fine, fine, Adelia and Sarosh are out of the race for Damon time tonight. That just leaves me, Tasha, Claire, and Nadia.
Tasha: Looks at Lyall But Lyall, we're with Damon every night and he always does whatever we ask. Wouldn’t it be more fair to let someone else have him?
Lyall: But this is precious alone time, Tasha! It’s different when we’re alone with him!
Nadia: Looking at Jared curiously Why are you blushing and looking like you’re thinking something dirty?
Jared: Slams the table angrily looking embarrassed I’m not!!!!
Lyall: Glares at Jared You weren’t thinking about Damon were you?
Jared: Looking like he was caught N-no… just… Mumbles He is a pretty girl…
Tasha: Looking happy at that He is, isn’t he? I love when he turns into a woman~!
Claire: Laughing a bit meanly For real, Jared? You too?
Nadia: Looks amused Jared, if you want to sleep with Damon as a woman just go ahead and do it. I’ve told you it’s okay.
Lyall & Jared: NO!!!
Lyall: Hisses angrily Anyone but Jared!!! I refuse to let Jared sleep with Damon even if they are married!!!! At the very least I want to be the only man Damon sleeps with!!!
Claire: You’re so petty.
Jared: Blushing furiously and angrily This is all so deranged… Getting up I’m never going to sleep with him, you don’t need to worry!
Action: Damon comes into the room looking cheerful and bumps into Jared as Jared tries to leave.
Damon: Looking happy to see Jared Jared! Did you come to see me for Valentine's Day?
Jared: Turning red and freaking out N-NO!!! Why would I want to see you?!? I came to tell you to not come with Nadia and me on our date tonight!!!
Damon: Smiling at Jared Haha, I already told Nadia I couldn’t come. I knew you’d want the two of you to be alone tonight.
Jared: Looking a bit touched Really? I mean I don’t actually mind that much if- Looks angry with himself Good! Come on Nadia, let’s go home.
Nadia: Looking annoyed I’m not your dog, Jared. Sit back down, we’re not leaving yet.
Jared: Sitting back down F-fine…
Damon: Looking at the others What’s everyone doing here? Says teasingly Are you breaking up with me? What will we tell the children?
Lyall: We’re trying to decide who gets to spend alone time with you tonight.
Damon: Looking cheerful But wouldn’t it be more fun if we spent time with the children? I was thinking I could make the theme park for everyone again and we can all play there tonight, with the students as well.
Lyall: Hisses No! Every year you make us do a group activity! This year I want to do something special with just us!
Damon: Just you and I?
Lyall: Looks at the other spouses awkwardly I-if that’s okay with everyone else, of course?
Claire: I like the theme park idea more.
Tasha: Me too, being with all the children sounds like fun~!
Adelia: OOooh we can watch the fireworks at night like before~!
Sarosh: Looking annoyed I know Damon is going to make me do something dumb to entertain his whims if we do that.
Jared: Looks at Nadia You still want to go out to dinner, don’t you?
Nadia: Of course, being around that many children all night sounds horrible. Looks at Damon I support the theme park idea because we need a babysitter tonight.
Damon: Smiling at Nadia and laughing Yes, dear, I am happy to oblige and babysit for you.
Lyall: Looking a bit hurt It’s fine… I guess… I’m sure it’ll be fun…
Damon: Takes Lyall’s hand and kisses it Don’t worry, I’ll fulfill your desire as well. I promise we’ll have alone time tonight. Whispering in his ear I love you, anything you ask I’ll give you.
Lyall: Turning into a woman and seems flustered Heheheh.
Damon: Picks Lyall up and carries him away cheerfully I should help you get dressed for our fun and romantic evening~!
Lyall: Covering his face seeming embarrassed and excited Damon! You’re such a dork~!
Action:The other spouses watch Damon carry female Lyall away. There’s an air of awkwardness in the room between them all now as there’s a moment of silence.
Jared: Looking annoyed as he looks where Damon walked off with Lyall …
Nadia: Looks a bit sad and hurt …
Tasha: Breaking the silence as she gets up happily I should bake some Valentine’s cookies for everyone~! We can hand them out at the park~!
Adelia: That sounds wonderful, I’ll make some cupcakes.
Claire: Looking a bit annoyed Lyall did want it the most…
Sarosh: Looking amused as he looks at the three of them I can hear your thoughts, if you’re jealous just tell Damon. You know he’ll do what he can to make everyone happy.
Jared: Scoffs as he gets up I am not jealous…
Nadia: Getting up as well It’s fine, Sarosh. This is nothing new, I just wish he wouldn’t do it in front of us. Takes Jared’s arm and walks off with him We’ll have a nice evening just the two of us tonight, Jared.
Jared: Looks happy and blushes at that I made sure to buy your favorite wine.
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