Chapter Random, Hey that’s me Hello everyone!

As the Galaxy and stars came into view Shade could be seen sitting down looking at the person sitting across from him. The Person was dressed completely in white. The Person wore a White Fedora with a White feather that was tucked into a silver white band that had a mystic white buckle. His Hair is short and its color is a platinum white color. His eyes are currently the color brown as he and Shade were talking.

He was wearing an all-white tuxedo with White smart dress shoes on the table between them was small white fox mask with red whiskers. “So anyways There I was back against the wall fighting a large dragon the size of a pretty large Barn, when suddenly a bucket of Chicken appears So I used it to summon a sword, unluckily for the dragon I summoned a sword with acid like touch and after chasing it off my damn lawn I then realized I needed a new place to stay... think you can hook me up with a new home?”Random Asked as he Placed the sword on the table.

“I do know of place that can handle your level of Randomness, Oh yeah, hey guys this is Random.”Shade said as the four corners of the Display on the 4th wall were colored in by Random. “Oh Nice wall, are some of these images house mates?”Random asks as he looks at the display screen on the wall “Yes they are, Now then I want that Acid sword I have a need for it.”Shade says as he stands up.

“Sure it’s under your bed.”Random said as he pointed to Shade’s bed and the sword could be seen poking out of underneath Shade's bed. “Thank you, just walk through the door and you’ll arrive at the gate of the manor.”Shade said as door made of Light and shadows appeared. “Okay See ya Later, oh oh oh one moment.”Random said as he picked up Shade’s Manga book and flipped through a few pages.

“And they say I’m crazy, still reading blank books? Damn it How long are you going to keep this joke going?”Random asked not angrily. “As Long as I want too, my dear partner, now leave I have things to sell and time to sell it too as well.”Shade said as he pushed Random into the door, Random fell through the door with a loud yelp. Shade turned the page of his mange book. “And Random appeared at the gate of the Manor.”Shade said as the scene Changed.

-Manor gates with Random.-

As Random appeared at the front gates of the manor the door he had fallen through had disappeared and he landed on his feet. “Hmmm I feel like I’m under prepared... ahh that shall do.”Random said as he walked towards a tree. Leaning against the tree was a long white cane with silver linings and a snowy white global at the handle. Random gave the cane a few swings and weighed it in his hand before nodding in agreement as he walked towards the gate.

“Halt, state thy purpose.”A Knight said as he stood before Random. “Hello, My name is Random, A friend of mine told me that a Manor here gives housing for a small fee, I lost my currant house to a dragon and I just want some where to live.”Random said as he gives a slight bow as he kept his voice cheerful and upbeat.

“I see, then Please sir follow the path way to the manor, and just as a reminder Rent is $20 a month.”The Knight Said as he stood by the gate and stayed focused ahead looking down the road. Random reached into his suit pocket and pulled out a bottle of cold water. “Here you go sir you must be really hot under the suit, please drink and stay cool, bye now.”Random said as he flipped the bottle and it landed on the knight’s sword handle and it didn’t fall, The knight raised a brow at the small feat that Random had so causally performed.

As Random walked past the large flower beds near the entrance where the street path was at, he saw a few people sitting under some trees and relaxing as the day was pretty hot. He walked into the manor and started to look around, he walked past a few gals who were heading to the pool, a guy who looked like he was working on a robot.

He checked his suit breast pocket and he pulled out an image of the nameless one before putting the photo away and kept walking. He had reached the second floor when he found the Nameless one who was chasing a coin that felt imprinted with someone’s soul. The coin was nearing a wedge and was expertly dodging the Nameless one swipes and speed. Random slid past the nameless one grabbed the coin by kicking it up into the air, let it roll down his cane and then caught it between his finger.

“Here you go sir.”Random said as he placed the join into the Nameless one hand. “Thank you very much … sir.”The Nameless one said as they looked at Random. “Yes I am new here, I came looking for you so I may pay my rent and get settled into the house.”Random said as some organ pipes started to play a deep, slow and menacing Fugue in G minor as Random did a bow removed his Fedora and pulled out a few golden coins and placed them in The Nameless one's hand.

-One signing of a contract later.-

“And there you are now an official housemate.”The Nameless one said as they gave out away the contract. “I will be going to my room now, 3rd floor last door on the west side view of forest and city.”Random says as walked out of the nameless one’s office and appeared inside of his new room.

“Ok time for a nap.”Random said as he tossed his cane into a closet which was full of his suits, he jumped onto the bed suit and all his shoes were gone and covered himself in a blanket covered with cute puppies' patterns and fell asleep.

-Random’s Mind-

Random was in a very large room and he could be seen building a large track while pulling a car on a string as he enjoys his playtime, as random ran around his dream room he place dinosaurs, marbles, colorful cards and ramps along the course to make look more interesting. “Hmmm, going for a crazy wacky track again?”Shade asks as himself also working on the track expect he was making sure everything was stable and that any cars could make it through. “yep, yep The manor is so lively and filled with so many people, I can’t wait to meet all of them.”Random says as he makes the track go up a 90-degree wall.

Shade places small figures of soldiers and common everyday people along the track. “anyways I’m here to remind you, besides helping you get a place to sleep, you still have your jobs to do, I do need you speed some them along, like the Denmark cases, those murders won’t solve themselves, if they haven’t begin.”Shade says with smile.

“Yes, yes, I’ll clock in after 10 am I still have to do my cloud shift.”Random says as he makes the track cork screw downwards. “Besides that, your free to do as your please.”Shade says as he placed a small manor that looked the Manor random moved into and placed it in a makeshift hill the track went right pass the manor and into a beach area. “Alright, I’m gonna go play with my car now, bye bro.”Random says as he fists bumped Shade, Shade disappeared after the fist bump and Random started to make car noises with his mouth as he watched his toy Lamborghini race along the track.

-After Random’s nap 10:11 am-

Random let out a yawn as got up and got ready for his morning. He went to the bathroom removed his mask and brushed his teeth. He opened the cabinet and got a new Fox mask and put it on. “Hmmm, I wonder.”Random says as he opened the bathroom door and he appeared in the manor’s Library. “Let’s see... ah here we are.”Random says as he reached the manga section. “Any of these will do as long as they are the first volume.”Random says as skimmed past the manga’s until he found a manga he liked and took it.

As Random reached the desk where the Librarian was at he noticed how short they were. The Librarian was a 5’1” woman she had a very fancy robe that made her look very smart but also very attractive but also had some sort of fancy hat, she also wore pair of glasses that were shaped into a waning moon. “Hello, I’ll like to borrow this here manga.”Random says very cheerfully.

“Name and I.D.”The Librarian asked as she looked at Random. “The names Random, but you already knew that lady Cherry.”Random says as he hands her his I.D and gave her a kind smile. “You say that, but for some odd reason I can’t see to find you in any form of history both past or present.”Cherry said as she looked at Random. “Hmm that’s odd, well, I work in a few hours may I take this book now?”Random asks “I will find out who you are, and yes you may.”Cherry says “i don’t know if you can, whenever anyone looks for that one random thing they want they never seem to find it... but thanks I will be back in 4 days for the next volume.”Random says as he gives Lady Cherry a bow.

Cherry was caught off by the sudden bow, but due to her teachings in life and the fact she manners her herself she in return gave a bow, when she looked back up to Random he was gone and all was left was a note. -Find me if you can, my journey in life is amazing and so are my stories, please find them. With much regards and to the best of your hunt. Random.-

“Hmm that can’t be his birth name, might have it legally changed but it’s not his name.”Cherry says as she begins to write down her ideas, their encounter with random and her plans moving forwards.

-With Random.-

Random was walking along the halls of the white house as he pass some agents, some of the officer workers and they give him friendly nods he walked into the janitors office and entered the presidents office as the president Sir Jefferson. He sat down at the desk and pressed a button for service.

“hello, john, I would like a fried chicken with some black rice and beans... and a mcWonalds toys.”president Random says as he spins in the chair as he whistles happily. After a while an actual staff member brings random his meal. Random eats his meal in calm and peace for a few minutes before he could hear the door start to open he spun in the chair and in a spilt second he went from looking like the president and now like a Janitor. The Meal was gone as he now holding a vacuum like tool in his hand and was cleaning the seat.

“Evening president, just finishing cleaning.”Random says as he passed the vacuum around chair. “good work as always Randy, go take an early break.”Jr. Jefferson says Random nods his head and leaves through the door.

As Random was exiting a bathroom stall and into a busy subway station. He gave homeless man $20, he tip a guitar player $100 and as he was about to pass through some toll gates he noticed a small sad child… who smelled lost.

Random walked up to the kid. “Sup little dude, you lost?”Random asks as he gets on a knee to get to his eye level. “mowwy walked too fast.”The kid said while almost crying. “Fear not kid, as a gentleman and sometimes as a hero, I will help you find your mommy, Here I got this just for you.”Random says as he gives the kid his McDonald toys it was a soft purple octopus which squeaked when squeezed.

Random and the small kid leave the station and they see the busy city life come into view. “w-wait mister, mowwy said I lost give this to helper.”The kid says as he goes through his tiny pockets, and pulled out a small index can't covered in plastic.

“ahh this makes things easier, it tells me where you live.”Random says as he reads the card. “Still lets have some fun, do you want some ice cream? Soda? Cotton candy?”Random asks “hmmm can I have some ice cream minty chocolates please.”The boy says “ohh that’s one of my favorites as well.”Random says as he and the boy cross the street.

As Random and the boy cross the street, the boy drop his ball and goes back to grab it, but as the boy goes to grab the ball a truck was speeding down the street at full speed, the driver was trying to slam on the brakes but it wasn’t working. The boy closed his eyes as he clenched his ball tight.

“You dare and try and hurt my friend? Well not today truck-kun.”Random says as he stands infront of the boy with his arm strechted out wide. Just as the trck was about to hit them, Random grabs hold tigtly to the front of the truck with some of the trucks moment he jumps with the truck over the little boy skids along the ground for a few feet before getting proper footing and germe suplexs the truck onto its back side so it wouldn’t drive off.

“Thank you mister.”The kid says Random gives the kid a thumbs up. They explore the city a little bit, before Random and the kid make it towards the kid house. The kidd walked up tohis house an knocked on the door.

“Take care little dude and if you ever get lost again just break this sticck and I’ll come to help you again.”Random says as he hands the kid a silver colored stick, before leaving as the kids mom opened the door.

-Later back at the Manor.-

Random was busy braiding the nameless one hair as he was reading the manor records, on food, electricity gems to power the manor, the plumbing for the water of the lake to come to the manor was getting a bit weaker.

“You don’t have to worry about those soon, you’ll meet a old ‘friend’ his ‘master’ and they wiill help make the manor a bit better, not that it bad either.”Random says as he finishes making a long braided ponytail for the nameless before he left to go to his room and take a nap.

-Random’s dream-

Random could be seen beaten bruised and barely breathing. “You’ll never be able to save those you care for and you will never find love, I curse you ‘hero’ hehehe see ya when you die.”a covered in shadow says as they point their hand to Random.

Random barely breathing, smiles as he looks at the figure. “if that make you happy I’ll take that curse, but I will find love some day, I’m sorry I couldn’t save you, please rest well in heaven or hell, I’ll come visit hen I can.”Random says as he tosse his broken sword away. “I bless thee in the after life with happiness in whatever you do.”Random says as he faints.

-15:43 pm after Random’s nap.-

Random streches his body like a cat and then shakes himself like a dog. “alright there are few hours left before a new day starts let getto murdering, I wonder if I should get servants, Hmm could make me look more like a lord, oh Lord Random I like that name of that.”Random says to himself as he picking a different (but still the same) hat. he picked up his pillow and pulled out a dagger and a pistol.

~I wonder if I kill this guy… can I kept his soul in a.~Random thinks as he leaves his room and the manor and goes off to do his job. Random stops and gives a look towards the viewer before waving good bye as the page goes blank (or tv goes to static.)

-end here-