“MADAM!”

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“MADAM!”

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“MADAM! ARE YOU OK!?”

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“Oh shoot…” Faith awakens on her back, looking up at The Prince of JungleCLUBS. “Yes…” She looks at The Prince’s club, twitching with concern for her safety. “...sugah~❤️‍🔥” Faith slowly stands up and firmly grasps the club to balance herself. “Oops, my hand slipped~❤️‍🔥” She gives the club a couple of squeezes. “Oh My God~❤️‍🔥 Yeah, yeah~❤️‍🔥”

This doesn’t phase The Prince. “Poor thing, you must be lightheaded after all of that.” He puts a hand on Faith’s head. “WOW! You’re burning up! You’ll catch a fever!” He slings back his hand from the heat and shakes it like touching a hot stove.

“Yeah, I’m so lightheaded~❤️‍🔥” Faith squeezes The Prince’s club again. “And I have a fever~❤️‍🔥” She looks around, surprised that she’s still here. “Eh…wait…how long was I out for?” Faith doesn’t stop the squeezing. She just lightens up on it as she wonders aloud.

“About four minutes.” The Prince tells her.

“Then this isn’t a dream…I’m really a princess…” Faith is ready to cry but switches to an evil look when she peeks down. “...and this is real too…yeah, yeah~❤️‍🔥” Her nose bleeds, and she accidentally squeezes The Prince’s club with all her might.

The Prince recoils. “OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!”

“Sorry, sugah~❤️‍🔥” Faith looks around. “And is this place what I think it is?”

The Prince tends to his club. “You betcha! None other than the Jungle of CLUBS!”

Faith taps her lips. “In the world of Shufflearth?” She turns to you. “Sorry…that name is a work in progress, sugah.”

“Nowhere else! What other worlds could there ever be?” The Prince smiles. “...and madam…”

“Eh?”

“I still don’t know who you are.”

“Ah, ah. Of course, sugah. Where are my manners?” Faith lifts her dress to do a curtsey…

…a country-girl style curtsey by lifting her dress high enough to show off the “good stuff.” She doesn’t even bow or bend her knees, but her nose bleeds though (obviously). “My name is Princess Faith Roos, from the Burning Lands of HEARTS (the proof is in her panties).”

“They must have their own special customs as well, fascinating…” The Prince swings his arm back and takes a bow. “And I’m Wi-”

“The Prince of JungleCLUBS! I already know, sugah~❤️‍🔥”

“...yes, but…” The Prince scratches his cheek. “...how did you know that?”

Caught, Faith starts flailing her hands. “Oh, um, that’s cuz we’re well versed in the surrounding kingdoms…” Faith wags her finger and peeks at The Prince’s club. “...very well versed~❤️‍🔥” Then she coughs and pouts. “Speaking of which, y’all ought to keep a tighter leash on those beasts! They could’ve eaten lil’ ol’ may!”

“Ha! With how you handled those bozos, I think there was no cause for alarm.” The Prince winks at Faith. “Those dinos were having a sip before they felt the burn and went on a rampage.”

Faith looks at her glowing, hot palms. “Oops…”

“I chased after them but couldn’t stop them in time. I was actually swimming downstream, working on my cardio, until the water boiled up in a flash!” The Prince laughs as more sweat drips from his body.

“I need to work on my cardio too~❤️‍🔥” *snort* *snort* Faith’s unsubtle club staring persists. “Sorry about the water, sugah. I’m sure it’s fine now. I was thinking about taking a dip if you wanna join may-” *oop* She trips over a rock!

“Madam!” The Prince grabs Faith’s hand and pulls her in. “Careful now. We got lots of those around here.”

Faith blushes because The Prince is holding her the way couples do. Couples, as in lovers. Lovers, as in a man and a woman that engage in lots of unruly, unhinged, and unprotected sex. Ooooooooooh, ooooooh, she’s NEVER had a boyfriend/side hoe (male) before, especially a boyfriend/side hoe (male) this well-endowed, yeah, yeah~❤️‍🔥 Her nose sprays out more blood.

Now that they’re this close, The Prince is totally smitten (by Faith’s expensive-looking ribbon in her hair). “Cha-ching…this bitch must be loaded…”

Faith is smitten, too (by The Prince’s impressive-looking club between his legs). “Cha-ching…this boy must be loaded~❤️‍🔥”

Truly, these two were meant to be…

*KA-BOOM* An explosion of passion follows…