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History's Strongest Tour Guide

Chapter 12

Chapter 12

Nov 01, 2023

As Glen Chu said, X marks the spot…(~v~)

But looking at these peculiar trees that curved and wounded as they pleased, Han Ming was overly suspicious.

At first, he took a stock and poked at the tree, looking from side to side in search of something, before allowing his body visibly relax.

[Pfft~... Brother Ming, relax. The anchor said these trees aren't poisonous. Come on, stop acting like a scaredy cat and be a man.]

[Upstairs, don't forget that our dear Brother Ming has braved through life and death just then. So how can we blame him? I guess you are saying all this from Your bedroom while chewing popcorn, right?]

[Hey! How do you know? No. In fact, I'm saying this while going for a number 2. (>v<)]

Many people teased Han Ming, seeing as he was still traumatized by the sight of bizarre trees.

Hey... mother Nature sure is cruel. So who can blame him for being overly protective?

Watching the love broadcast is to watch excitement.

Han Ming's behavior once again gave everyone comedic relief, highlighting the difference between the ordinary person and the too-strong anchor.

While Han Ming successfully made X marks on the trees, it took him several strokes using a shark stone to do just one.

But with Glen Chu, it was like watching a martial artist slice through tofu.

~Slash! Slash!

Glen Chu looked like his hands met no resistance when controlling the stone to strike DEEP across the tree's sturdy body.

Yes.

They don't want shallow marks, but deep ones are noticeable from afar.

Their actions gave everyone an inexplicable sense of excitement that no one would refuse to watch.

Every few steps they took, every after 7 trees they would make a mark.

Different marks mean different directions. What's more, they also spotted the Sleeping Beauty Flowers now and then to guide them North.

Running through the vast jungle for a sizable amount of time, Han Ming Ming suddenly exclaimed, causing Glen Chu and the audience to feel tightness in their chests.

"What? What's wrong with you?"

Lifting his boots, Han Ming felt embarrassed

"I-I thought I stepped on an animal, but instead, I stepped on a big old pile of dung!"

Augh~

What kind of shitty luck is this?

Han Ming was still crying over his luck when he suddenly saw his buddy crouching down next to the fat dung, reaching for it with his fingers.

Good Guy!

His buddy wouldn't be so hungry and crazy enough to eat the dung of a wild creature, would he?

(○□○)

It seems he wasn't the only one thinking like this, as the barrage also felt the same, though they didn't know how to stomach the thought of their strong anchor eating dung.

[Pfft, hahahhahahaha!]

[I'm laughing so hard, my intestines are threatening to come out through my mouth.]

[I've seen wild animals eat dung before, but I've never seen a human do the same. I'm laughing so hard, I've wet myself.]

[Anchor, please, dung do it! I'm begging you, anchor! I can't stomach washing such a thing.]

Listening to the bizarre conclusions through the system, Glen Chu almost cursed loudly.

Eat dung, your mother!

Even if he was stranded on a deserted island with no way out, eating poop will never be an option, okay?

"Everyone, I'm not that crazy. I'm certain this dung has been dropped by a wild beast, and judging from its size, it should be a big one too."

[What? A wild beast finally appeared?]

[I was laughing earlier, completely forgetting the fact that the dung must have been dropped by something large for it to be so colossal.]

[Upstairs, your choice of words are funny. Colossal? Why not just say gigantic?]

[Damn! I can't believe the anchor and Brother Ming are running into danger so soon. But I have to admit even though the anchor was close to licking the colossal dung earlier, I still think the anchor is handsome!]

[Fuck the nympho upstairs! Is that the point?]

Not concerning himself with the barrage, Glen Chu's face suddenly turned serious.

"Everyone, pay attention. As everyone knows, fresh dung is darker and moist in appearance. And as it ages it tends to face in color due to exposure from the sun and other environmental factors."

"Older dung will usually be lighter and may appear grayish or whitish. But please, note that although this one isn't extremely overly dark and brown, it still has a bright hue to it."

"Again, like I said, fresh dung is typically moist. So if touched, it will be soft and sticky. But as it dries out, it becomes hard and crumbly. Han Ming, take the stick and test."

"Right!" Han Ming nodded, also carrying a serious expression.

"Damn!" Han Ming exclaimed with an aching of worry under his breath. "It's... It's sticky!"

"Yes... Sticky."

Boom!

Every revelation from Glen Chu only made everyone's heart fall deeper and deeper into their bellies, but Glen Chu wasn't done yet.

"Fresh dung might attract flies that lay eggs on it which will last hatch Larvae. But for old dung, when you open it up you will instantly meet maggots and other insects spinning inside it."

"For old dung, it automatically turns into a home or nest for these insects. Fungi will be very noticeable too. So when you open it up, what do you see?"

The drone panned over the colossal dung before zooming in on Han Ming who was now swallowing hard.

Yes... What did he see when he looked at the dung?

No maggots.

[Scary, too scary! I can't take it anymore! Anchor, why are you still talking when you should be running?]

[Anchor is the first person to make me scared of dung.]

Run! Run! Run!

Grabbing Han Ming's hand, Glen Chu quickly threw him up to higher heights before planning to go up himself.

But just then, an ear-splitting roar thundered not too far from Glen Chu, causing the barrage to go crazy.

Shit!

Black Bear!

The anchor really met a black bear!

(!0!)

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