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But seriously this is gonna be a wild ride. Maybe I should start with saying im a demi god. As in half god. Greek god to be specific. My mom is Aphrodite which is not as cool as it seems. I have a camp stalker which is another thing. 

As I said, having the goddess of love and beauty as your mother is not as fun when you're not interest in romance.

Well I wasnt until I met..