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The last risus

Intrigas e tramoias 2 english

Intrigas e tramoias 2 english

Dec 03, 2023

the last risus chapter 4
 in baal's castle, in the bath room of memezoa who was in his bath basin
 memezoa: hmm, I wish I could eat the moon, but I think big brother would be really mad, so I can eat the sun, that wouldn't be a bad idea, so let's put shampoo all over my body so I can go hunting, but first bottle of wine, wine and the best thing in the world
 Memezoa leaves after bathing and goes to Baal's magical research room while drinking another bottle of wine, arrives and knocks on the door
 memezoa: brother are you there?
 baal: of course I am, I'm reviewing my magical items
 memezoa opens the door and says
 memezoa: hey brother, do you know anything about the kingdom of the dead, where those who are gone stay, do you know how to get in?
 baal: are you trying to do something?
 memezoa: yes
 baal: if it's not in my kingdom, that's fine, and just use the front part of the resurrection stone, but it's in Azazel's mansion, but it's about 450 million kilometers away, so I can....
 memezoa: I already got it
 baal: jaw dropped
 baal: what's more, you have such speed, did you go to azazel's mansion?
 memezoa: yes
 baal: with your speed you could go to earth and back to hell about 150 times, that's impressive, even for me.
 memezoa: no, this is very easy, for me it's easy.
 memezoa looks at his brother and says
 memezoa: well, I'm going to the kingdom of the dead to make a pact with the soul of Jack the Ripper, and give some of my blood to give him powers that allow him to have fun, hehehe.
 memezoa enters the kingdom of the dead
 goes looking for the soul of Jack the Ripper
 and find it
 a black and red spirit, with a blue English hat.
 Jack: who is it?
 memezoa stays in Jack's head
 memezoa: Jack the Ripper, I offer you a pact that will remove you from your painful and merciless boredom, you will be able to kill every being on the human plane, what do you think?
 Jack: I can make more art in honor of my beautiful London
 memezoa: of course.
 memezoa sticks her finger into Jack's head and injects part of her blood to give Jack the power to levitate in the air, use imaginary knives, use telepathy, and teleport between the shadows, so that he serves her very well and makes an artificial physical body for Jack
 already inside this artificial body
 Jack's eyes are gushing black liquid and the rest of his eyes are covered in this black liquid, and his silvery white hair with his classic blue hat,
 Jack has a black and red pentagram on his chest, indicating that he is misfortune number 1,
 memezoa: how is your new body and powers my dear misfortune number 1?
 Jack: okay, and I'm ready to show who Jack the Ripper is, to my beautiful London, today I will kill 500 women and 200 men and put the name Jack on their bodies, my beautiful London will love my welcome gift to me.
 Jack lived up to what he said, he teleported between the shadows and met the 200 most beautiful men in London and the 500 most beautiful women in London, and placed their bodies with his name in the most luxurious neighborhoods in London.
 Jack: oh, it's so exciting to make art again, and so beautiful my dear London, but my master? Should I do what missions in your name the very temptation, mockery and unpredictable?
 memezoa in the dark laughs and says
 memezoa: continue your art but go from capital to capital throughout the human world and show the art of the number 1 misfortune, Jack the Ripper.
 Jack bows politely and says
 Jack: as you order my master
 Memezoa opens the portal to his brother's castle and gives a teleportation Rune to the house of Baal, where Jack can see his master
 baal: apparently it caused more damage to human lives
 memezoa that just arrived and laughs
 memezoa: humans are interesting that's why I like them as my official toys, how fun.
memezoa starts to spin and dance with her beautiful, feminine legs, tempting legs, and starts to sing
 something strange that even her brother doesn't understand
 memezoa : vita, o vita, scio quod mors pulchra est, sed bibimus et bibimus donec vomamus, pluvia dicit calorem primi equi, qui reliquerit caelum, non fortis sed infirmus, bellum, quod insanus iocus, tenebrarum et absolutus solis.
 baal cough
 baal: what did you sing sister?
 memezoa laughs and says
 memezoa: I sang the meaning of my existence, a great confusion, conquest and cosmic temptation, sax sax, sax
 memezoa takes his ying yang sword from his dimensional rift and his sub-atomic black rays and leaves for the southern region of the underworld
 where is the demon daban, the leader of the revolution of the remnant of the qliphother clan, whose power of clone magic and special teleportation magic, made him the strongest and leader of this revolution of the qliphother clan
 memezoa: EAE sir daran
 daban: my name is daban, you damn demon.
 memezoa: hehe, there's no need to get angry sir zazan, I'm just going to kill you sir
 daban: damn
 daban clone of a thousand fragments, a thousand clones of the same demon appeared and their fists had mana flowing over them, all at super sonic speed rushed against memezoa
 memezoa wasn't attacking, just dodging, it jumped from location to location and slowly broke each clone, 4 days during this game and there were only 2 clones
 memezoa: EAE zaban, are we going to finish this?
 daban: of course not
 daban: 100,000 clone fragments
 100,000 clones with mana in their fists appeared again, attacking Memezoa, and for another 20 days, Memezoa followed the same strategy of just dodging and tiring the opponent more and more,
 Daban is sweating a lot and sighing every second because now he only has 3 clones
 memezoa: look demon daban, I'm going to finish this fight soon
 daban: my name is... hey you said my name correctly, but don't underestimate me
 memezoa jumps towards daban and draws the ying yang sword
 and daban's strength and durability is instantly nullified, and coats his leg with lightning
 daban has his chin and head blown off by the kick and falls to the ground
 laugh memezoa and say
 memezoa: in the end you bark and don't bite that hard
 memezoa begins to suck daban's soul and assimilate his former opponent's mana
 memezoa: hmm, later I'm going to improve my clone magic, I'm going to be better than daban even at that sax, sax, sax
 10 minutes later
Memezoa teleports to his brother Baal's room and arrives already reading his grimoire and speaking
 memezoa: big brother, just know what I'm going to do
 baal: can you show
 memezoa: 10,000,000 fragment clones
 10 million memezoa clones appeared and teleported looking for more ores
 and in 10 seconds these clones traveled all over hell and found 1000 tons of gold 2500 tons of diamonds
 baal: my Satan, you always surpass yourself, with these minerals I can hire 2 billion demons, which is like 10 percent of 1 percent of the population of hell, and unite all the houses of hell in the goetiac house,
 congratulations little sister
 And give memezoa a cup of tea that makes a cat purr
 memezoa gives a big smile
 memezoa: this is the magic of daban that is now mine and I have perfected it to its peak, but it can still be improved, it can be improved even more.
 baal: wow, I don't even know why I still invested in soldiers if I have you... I reminded you, why do I still need soldiers for demons that aren't that powerful for you to go and fight?
 memezoa: and by the way, big brother, when Lucifer was still alive, could you win? I managed to reverse and defeat all the forces of what was called the strongest being in the universe by many demons and angels in heaven, but it was easy to defeat him.
 baal looks a little serious
 baal: well it would take longer I could defeat him, it would just take time
 memezoa gives a big smile
 memezoa: big brother, you are very strong, if you really say that I believe it, there would be no reason for me to lie
 baal: that's good sister, but what are we going to do? , I have to talk to demon nobles from demon dukes to demon princes and….
 memezoa: Stollas isn't one of those, right? because I will defeat and acquire that star magic for myself, sax sax
 baal: hey wait...
 memezoa is already gone
 Flying memezoa reaches the battle room
 stollas with his noble black suit and orange eyes says the memezoa
 stollas: look, you're going to have to use great magic to think about defeating me, just warning you
 memezoa kisses stollas on the mouth
 stollas pushes memezoa and says half red
 stollas: what the fuck did you do? you lunatic
 memezoa looks at the ying yang sword in his hand and says
 memezoa: and it's so nostalgic, Lucifer said the same thing and Asmodeus too, what a surprising thing, hehehehe
 stollas looks with a look of strangeness
 stollas: okay, take this at once
 stollas: star scorpion deadly triangle
 a triangle with several stars stuck together, with their mass compressed together, heading towards the memezoa
 memezoa makes a cut
 memezoa breaks a part of the triangle
 memezoa cuts twice more and the triangle is torn apart
 memezoa summons red rays and disintegrates the triangle of stars, leaving only dust left
 stollas: how did you destroy a constellation with the mass super pressed and increased, can this shit evaporate black holes, and did this little sword destroy it?
 memezoa: hmm, could your magic do that like this little sword?
 memezoa swings the sword
 stollas and I divide it in two
 memezoa goes there and incinerates all of stollas' flesh while absorbing his mana and delivers the final blow with lightning
 memezoa: hum, in my entire existence, stollas you were the hardest opponent to kill, you even surpassed Lucifer, congratulations, but I will absorb your soul.
 memezoa teleports to his brother's room
 baal playing his violin made of gold sees memezoa and says
 baal: oh little sister, you have already defeated stollas, if so I will be able to annex his lands and finances to the goetia's house.
 memezoa: so you are a lucky man big brother, because I have already absorbed your soul and the magic of stars, so have you seen the wine room?
 baal: it is in the south direction over the western region of our castle.
memezoa: thanks big brother, I'm going to drink a lot of wine and have a party with my new vassals
 baal: you are having vassals, I thought you didn't like that
 memezoa: I just thought it was a bit boring, but it doesn't matter, it could be really fun hehe
 baal finishing his skull staff with the part of the resurrection stone that resurrects the dead at the tip of the skull that is at the end of the staff
 baal: my work is done, the best weapon has ever been created, apomyius, with power over darkness and light, and with the ability to resurrect the dead.
 baal looks at the ceiling
 azazel is reading a book while writing something down in a notebook
 baal: you're a bit daring to arrive in my castle out of nowhere.
 azazel: please, we don't need so much formality, we've known each other for hundreds of thousands of years, so how are your plans?
 baal: yes yes, I already have at my command, mamon with his atomic magic of gold and minerals, belfhegor with his magic of astral illusions that can make even a blind man think he can see and several other things, good for wars, samael, he is my knight of political chess pieces, his mental confusion magic that only works on weak or slightly strong demons, he is still very good, belfhegor and my aiz up my sleeve and chess knight and mamon and my surprise joker and the chess tower of demonic politics.
 azazel: a lot of talk, just sum it up
 baal: you like reading poems and think my speeches are bad, poor thing.
 azazel: you who have no sense of art
 baal: here
 baal takes 4 cursed rubies
 azazel: are they really good to be magical cores for nature spirits like you said?
 baal: you can trust, mamon investigated and he knows what he's talking about when it comes to minerals
 memezoa appears in the room half-naked with a red bra and a skirt with noble embroidery and a red bra
 memezoa: hey big brother can you give me apomiuyus staff as a gift
 baal: um, it's here, it has magic in it like necromancy magic, darkness magic and so on...
 memezoa gets his new personal staff
 Memezoa forges a pact between his soul and Apomiuyus' staff, and it has become part of his being, and can be invoked whenever Memezoa wants.
 memezoa: thanks big brother, good luck in your political games
 Memezoa notices and creates a shirt for her and puts it on and then
 memezoa disappears
 baal: but the formation of the army that will exterminate the angels is ready, they were expensive, I even had to ask for some of my sister's blood, to give more power to the besekers, are you ready, eh, azazel?
 azazel: it's ready baal, don't worry, I'll only use the rubies to fortify them even more
 baal: very good.
 memezoa appears on a mountain within the underworld
memezoa: according to my calculations, hell has an average of 800 million layers, being a space that borders on distance, mass and infinite length, and the human world would have 700 million layers, making it more fragile, but not smaller, since the The underworld dimension has different characteristics than space and the human world dimension as well.
 memezoa takes his apomiuyus staff and recites
 memezoa: ohh, Marshall edward teach, I call upon you and your loyalty is an obligation and in return I will give you control of gravity.
 Marshall Edward Teach appears as a gray doll with a pirate outfit and a red hat and bombs wrapped around his black beard.
 Marshall Edward Teach: I will do all your wishes, the calamity of temptation.
 memezoa: look for the humans with the most evil nature you can find and bring their souls to me and so I can make them my vassals.
 Marshall Edward Teach disappeared like smoke and went on his mission
 memezoa: sax, sax, sax, what will win this cataclysmic event.
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