“Owwwwww” he groaned awake. “That was a horrible dream and way to realistic, my back hurts like hell” Elias eyes blink awake, as he rises putting a hand on his back in pain. As he looked around and finally took in his surroundings, he quickly widened his eyes. He didn’t know where he was. The buildings that surrounded him in the alley way that he appeared in were made of material he didn’t recognize.

 “Where the fuck am I, am I still dreaming?” he bowed his head, brows furrowing, questioning his existence. As he had his head bowed, he noticed a breeze that wasn’t there before. He was completely naked.

No shirt, no pants, no underwear, nothing. Just his rock-hard abs (His words not mine)

“WTF, WHY AM I NAKED” as he came to the realization that he was showing his branch and berries to the open air he quickly tried covering himself with his hands, scared someone would come around the corner to notice his spectacular (again his words not mine) bare body.

 He stumbled getting up, freaking out on what happened to him and where he is.

“Ok, ok, ok, calm down Elias, first try to find clothes, this is very uncivilized of me to be unclothed in the open” he ran out of the alley way after getting lost in it a few times, only able to get out because of the loud noises that were coming from a certain direction.

“Finally, I’m ou- HONK” Elias had run onto a road. Butt ass naked Infront of buildings which contained groceries stores, the mall, and chain restaurants.  The car in front of him honked at him, yelling him to move. “GET OFF THE ROAD YOU CRAZY PERVERT” Elias was scared all he could do was just stand there staring as a Deer stuck in front of a headlight. The third honk from the driver brought him back into reality. Finally moving out of the way following the car with his confused eyes, finding himself in the middle of a parking lot. He looked around as he saw women covering their children’s eyes, the husbands covering their wife’s eyes, and them yelling at him.

“Ah fuck I need to get out of here” he was scared and embarrassed from being exposed to these strange people. He needed clothes quick; he couldn’t stay like this. He had to run… to someplace… he didn’t know where, but he couldn’t be seen by the public eye in his birthday suit anymore.  He didn’t know what to do. So he ran, ran as fast as he could. He hid in some bushes to hide himself a little and to think of what next to do. And from the distance you could see a kid’s eyes and mouth wide open as their ice-cream dropped to the floor because they saw the naked man running on a mission. They cried to their mom about it, she didn’t believe it at first until she turned around and saw Elias running out of the bushes with his berries flying in the wind. The way that women gasped so loud it made you believe she witnessed a murder.

Of course, Elias didn’t care of the child he just scarred, all he wanted was to find some god damn clothes. As he was passing some houses, he saw a chubby man from a distance entering his home. That was his lord and savior. He had an idea, that idea was to jump the fence. The very tall fence that surrounded the yard…. “Fuck” that’s all he said as he walked up to the house eyeing down the 7ft fence while still covering his goods. It was starting to get dark and cold. Elias was starting to shiver and almost had no energy from running so much. To his luck(finally) he found a ladder near the house which he could use. Getting over the fence was easy with the ladder.

As he was finally in the random strangers’ yard, he looked around for any cloths he could use to cover himself. Walking slowly as to not cause a ruckus he made his way over a table with a blanket over it. “Weird… why is a table covered, is it cold?” The cold was starting to get to Elias because back home his table was covered in a red and gold cloth….  idk why he thought that the table having a tablecloth was weird….  

Not being able to stand the cold any longer he swiftly got the tablecloth and wrapped his body like those during the roman times. After he was proud of his work he couldn’t fight exhaustion, he looked around to see if he could find a place where could hide and sleep. And to his luck he found a metal shed. Obviously, he didn’t know what it was and thought it was a house for dwarfs. “I don’t give a fuck whose tiny weird built house this is but I’m tired and cold.” Not able to fight the sleep anymore he falls asleep on the spot where he was standing, hoping that this situation was just a terrible nightmare and that he would be home on his comfy bed in his actual clothes.