Dear ladies wearing halter tops who think wearing a bra with a clear strap looks like you are wearing a halter top without a bra and magic breasts,
You should know, we can all see your clear bra straps.
I don’t know who you think you are fooling with that look. Now, I know it looks ok on the supermodel in the Victoria’s Secret catalog, but you are not her and I can tell you now she’s only wearing them because she’s getting paid. You look like you are trying to wrap yourself in rubber. We can ALL see it. It reflects light, glistens, shines, and attracts way more attention than a regular bra strap would. The clear bra strap is not invisible, nor is it anywhere in the inconspicuous family. Plus, it kind of looks like it hurts the way it sinks into your shoulders, squeezing out your back fat.
If you must wear that top, go for it. If you can’t handle wearing that top without a bra and you think your only option is this bra with clear plastic bra straps that no one will be able to see, you are an idiot.
Live a little, rock that top sans bra. You could also buy one of the millions of halter tops with built-in bras, as seen so often in that same Victoria’s Secret catalog.
Dear Victoria’s Secret,
Stop sending me so many damn catalogs.
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