THIS IS A DIARY 

D-I-A-R-Y
I Don't What Mr. Greg "I AM LYING IN MY OWN DAMN JOURNAL," Heffely Says

A DIARY A DIARY IT'S LIKE CALLING Fucking Cookies Biscuits Sure it's Correct But Damn 
SHUT UP. You Think Your So Special Greg, Your Actually A Blade A Grass In A Meadow in the Middle of Nowhere

you think that Your Diaries Better Than FUCKIN' Anne Frank, and She Was So Humble Compared to you PUNK

I Hope you Die In Chocolate Factory.

sorry Just a Fucking Worked up

Well, You Write About your Feelings In these things, So Here We go.

When you're a teenager In the Age of Smosh and Katy Perry, Your Sister Is Lying About Being An Only Child, You have more Stalkers than Friends, and Your Living off Yugioh Abridged and Pizza Hut Personal Pans Pizzas

Only One thing that can Describe what I'm Feeling...

LIKE...

Btw My Name Is Katie Williamson Nice to Meet you 

Book My Dad Gave Me At Michael's For Like 5.75$...

My Friend Marky Smith Found A Copy of Elfen Lied At The Library and Showed Me After Class So that's Good

And A Dork Named Ryan Flirted With me like He's George Clooney or Some Shit

So Another Day In paradise