My plans if I were rich would be to buy a really large house (maybe in the Lake District because it is beautiul there) and then adopt many unwanted animals (whom I would rehome when the chance arose except for a pony named Chestnut because Chestnut is an asshole). I would also foster many children who could help me care for the animals. I'd also have a large boat and we'd all go on parties and sometimes I would pretend that zombies have happened.
I should be rich.
When I grow up I'm going to adopt a full roster of children so I can raise a team of basketball players, who have been conditioned from birth to dominate. Then I'll be rich. Or hated.
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