Sirhc: STAY AWAY FROM HER! *stands in front of Yastra*

Ronaela: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?! GUARDS!!

Yastra: CHRIS, LOOK OUT!

Sirhc: Is this one of your jokes again? Cause now this isn’t the right time

Yastra: I SAID LOOK OUT!

Sirhc: The Queen’s right in front of me, it’s not like someone’s gonna crash into me- WHAT THE FUDGE CAKES?! *gets grabbed by Enyaw*

Enyaw: SURPRISE MOTHER TRUCKER!

Yastra: Fudge cakes? Trucker? Man, this place is Wonderland

Ronaela: GET THE GIRL! 

One of the guards runs towards her

Yastra: I’M WARNING YOU… I HAVE A G- Wait, where is my gun? AAAHH!

Sirhc: ARTSAY!!

Ronaela: WAIT.. THAT’S ARTSAY?!

Sirhc: !!! No, that’s not Artsay… heh…

Ronaela: IT IS ARTSAY! I CAN RECOGNIZE HER NOW!

Yastra: AAHH! LET GO OF ME!

Ronaela: OFF WITH HER HE-

Sirhc: *throws a spear at Ronaela*

Ronaela: *jumps out the way* !!!

Sirhc: *makes a face at Ronaela*

Ronaela: UGH! HOW DARE HE! GUARDS ARREST THE HATT! I’LL SORT ARTSAY MYSELF!

Sirhc: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Enyaw: *throws a blade at Sirhc*

Sirhc: *hides behind a wall*

Yastra: CHRIS, HELP ME!! *echo*

Sirhc goes silent

Flashback

Yastra: AAAAHH!

Someone is about to kill her

Chris: I’M HERE, YASTRA!

Present

Sirhc: …Yastra? WAIT, WHAT AM I DOING?! ARTSAY!! *runs back into the throne  room* *notices the hall is empty* I’m… I’m too late. Huh? *sees Yastra’s bow on the ground* … Artsay… *reaches for the bow* *gently lifts the bow* …

Sirhc gets knocked out unconscious

Enyaw: Your fudge cake days are now over… Heh heh