Yastra: Hour majesty *showing her the legendary weapon* I believe this is yours

Nyliram: Finally! We have our champion…

Nonnel: Indeed, our champion shall slave the mighty beast

Yastra: and Wonderland shall be saved once and for all!

Sirhc: That’s the spirit, Artsay!

Yastra: I know you can defeat the beast! You can do anything, you’re still Chris Gough even if you don’t think you are!

Sirhc: Wait, What?!

Yastra: Oh, it doesn’t matter! Of course, you don’t think you’re-

Sirhc: I’m not the champion

Yastra: If you’re not the champion then who is?

Nyliram: You’re the champion!

Nonnel: You’ll be against the R Queen’s champion, the Jobberwacky

Yastra: W-What? *falls to the ground*

Sirhc: Artsay! Are you ok?

Yastra: I-I’m not the champion

Sirhc: You are! That’s the reason you’re here!

Yastra: So I’m here for death?!

Nyliram: What do you mean?

Yastra: I’M GONNA GET MYSELF KILLED OUT THERE!

Nonnel: No, you won’t… You’re the chosen one… You can defeat him!

Yastra: NO, I’M NOT! I’M NOT THE HERO! STOP PLAYING GAMES! I HAD ENOUGH!

Sirhc: but you are the hero, you-

Yastra: ARE YOU INSANE?! YOU’RE THE HERO! DON’T YOU GUYS REMEMBER? YOU’RE MARILYN TYLER! YOU’RE LENNON! AND YOU…YOU’RE CHRIS GOUGH! HERO OF EARTH! …and the love of my life…

Sirhc: ???

Yastra: OH FORGET IT! I DON’T WANT THE HATT ANYMORE! I WANT MY CHRIS BACK! I WANT MY FRIENDS BACK!

Sirhc: !!!

Yastra: I’M NOT ARTSAY! I’M YASTRA ESCOBAR! *sob*

Sirhc: …

Yastra: I-I’M NOT THE HERO OF WONDERLAND! *runs out of the throne room*