Yastra: Hour majesty *showing her the legendary weapon* I believe this is yours
Nyliram: Finally! We have our champion…
Nonnel: Indeed, our champion shall slave the mighty beast
Yastra: and Wonderland shall be saved once and for all!
Sirhc: That’s the spirit, Artsay!
Yastra: I know you can defeat the beast! You can do anything, you’re still Chris Gough even if you don’t think you are!
Sirhc: Wait, What?!
Yastra: Oh, it doesn’t matter! Of course, you don’t think you’re-
Sirhc: I’m not the champion
Yastra: If you’re not the champion then who is?
Nyliram: You’re the champion!
Nonnel: You’ll be against the R Queen’s champion, the Jobberwacky
Yastra: W-What? *falls to the ground*
Sirhc: Artsay! Are you ok?
Yastra: I-I’m not the champion
Sirhc: You are! That’s the reason you’re here!
Yastra: So I’m here for death?!
Nyliram: What do you mean?
Yastra: I’M GONNA GET MYSELF KILLED OUT THERE!
Nonnel: No, you won’t… You’re the chosen one… You can defeat him!
Yastra: NO, I’M NOT! I’M NOT THE HERO! STOP PLAYING GAMES! I HAD ENOUGH!
Sirhc: but you are the hero, you-
Yastra: ARE YOU INSANE?! YOU’RE THE HERO! DON’T YOU GUYS REMEMBER? YOU’RE MARILYN TYLER! YOU’RE LENNON! AND YOU…YOU’RE CHRIS GOUGH! HERO OF EARTH! …and the love of my life…
Sirhc: ???
Yastra: OH FORGET IT! I DON’T WANT THE HATT ANYMORE! I WANT MY CHRIS BACK! I WANT MY FRIENDS BACK!
Sirhc: !!!
Yastra: I’M NOT ARTSAY! I’M YASTRA ESCOBAR! *sob*
Sirhc: …
Yastra: I-I’M NOT THE HERO OF WONDERLAND! *runs out of the throne room*
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