“This is war, and you have to decide; are you women, or are you the enemy?” Uda Con.
Shoulders slumped, Chic walked through the tents. She stopped
between the last two tents, knowing the cage was just to her right.
How could she frame her apology to Faith? Without
warning, the tent to Chic's left opened, and a steward backed out,
pulling a difficult bag.
Chic recognized her
immediately. She did not know her name, but it was the steward who
brought Holly word of the call to arms. “Excuse me,” said Chic.
The steward jumped and spun to face Chic, a look of guilt in her eyes. “Oh!”
said the steward. “What do you need? Wait. You're Holly's sister.
You never saw me.”
“I need help,”
said Chic. Then, she asked, “Are you running away?”
“We all have our
problems,” said the steward defensively. She stepped close and whispered, “Cut a girl a
break. I'll be honest. I'm with pups. If the Queen finds out, she'll
lock me up.”
“Why would you get
locked up?” asked Chic.
The steward got
closer, her whisper a shrill hiss in Chic's ear. “There are only harnessed males in Shravner.”
“Oh,” said Chic.
“Oh!” she placed a hand over her mouth.
The steward nodded. “I set him
free; I go now to meet him.”
“I'll say
nothing,” said Chic, pulling the steward into a
sympathetic hug. “But, I need your help. Come and see.”
Faith looked up as
the tarp was thrown back. Two furry faces peered inside. “The
alien,” said the steward with a nod.
Chic said, “We all
want to leave. Can you help?”
“Only the Queen
holds the key,” said the steward. “But, here. Try this.” The
steward removed a long hat pin from her cap and pressed it into Chic's
hand. “I wish both of you the best.” She raised the bag with
difficulty and stumbled from the camp.
The trio peered over
the bushes. The door lowered slowly on its chains
until it rested on beaten earth. An overfed General marched out,
sword held over her shoulder in a braggadocios manner. She stopped,
facing away from the bushes. Then, came the Queen, ponderous in
her brass armor. The Queen stopped and faced the gate. A slender
Emissary rushed out, kowtowing, and smiling.
Extending her
arms to the south, she said, “This way, Selfless Dowager.”
As the Queen and the
General followed the Emissary, Sposh whispered, “All the
heavyweights.”
Marken said, “Look! Now's our chance.”
Besh pulled Marken
back, saying, “Don't. Every soldier has a sword.”
Sposh added, “And
every point is a sharp point.”
Besh said, “You
can't run into the unknown when all you know is that it's unknown.”
Marken complained,
“That makes no sense.”
Sposh whispered,
“Makes sense to me.”
Marken, sighing theatrically, said in lament, “Oh, lady. Your fool is here.”
Chic pressed the hat
pin into the lock, seeking what she knew not. Faith knelt behind the
door watching every move with heightened anticipation. “Anything?”
asked Faith.
Chic's frustration
dropped in a heavy sigh. “I
thought I felt something. It was there, then it wasn't.”
“Here. Let me
try,” said Faith. She reached through the bars and took the pin. Pressing her body and face into the bars, Faith
contorted in her attempt to wrest freedom from a stubborn lock. “I
think I've got it," said Faith,” looking hopefully into Chic's eyes.
Instead
of hope returning, instead of
esprit de corps, Faith saw fear touch the
fuzzy face of her accomplice. Chic backed away as a sharp rap on the
bars startled Faith, causing her to drop the pin. Faith looked up into the dour face of an overweight General,
her sword slamming the bars repeatedly.
The General asked in a
small but masculine voice, “Going somewhere?”
While Uda Con walked to
the door of the cage, the Emissary shuffled
to a safe distance. Uda peered into the cage with a fat
smile, and asked, “Comfy?”
Faith gripped the bars and thrust a scowl into the Queen's face. “I
don't know what your game is,” said Faith, “but I'm a better
asset freed than caged.”
The Queen straightened and
drew a hesitant Chic into a matronly arm. Turning back to Faith, The
Queen smiled a painfully slow response. Then, turning serious, Uda
Con said, “I admire courage. I do. However,” she dropped her arm from Chic's shoulder, and
turned, allowing the world at large to fall within her private
domain. When she returned a piercing gaze to Faith, the Queen said
with a straight face, “There is something you need to understand.”
“Oh, yeah?” said Faith
bravely. “And, what's that?”
The smile returned to
Uda's combed face, her incisors dominant over a double chin. “You're
one of us, now,” said the Queen. “Your ship has gone. You're now a resident of Shashr and
your Queen is here, in person, with an offer.”
Gaping, Faith asked,
“Gone?”
Uda Con turned from Faith
to look at a cowering Chic. “You girls need to face the facts,”
she said. “This is war, and you have to decide; are you women, or
are you the enemy?”
There was a long stunned
silence until the General's sword rapped the cage. “Answer the
Queen!” commanded the General.
Faith closed her mouth and
narrowed her eyes. “Well,” said Faith. “I do have to pee. Let
me out, and we can talk.”
The Queen reached up and
dropped the tarp across the cage. She turned to the General and said
flatly, “General Spesfic.”
“Yes, my Queen!”
answered the General in overloud zeal.
Uda said, “Let me know
when she decides.”
Faith called loudly, “Alright! Alright! I'll join. Just let me pee.”
Besh, Sposh, and Marken sat in a tight camp, surrounded by protective
bushes. Only their heads were visible. Sposh looked at the two alien
heads and turned away. He said, “This is too weird. Floating alien
heads. This invisibility plays with my
mind.”
Marken sighed. He said,
“My love languishes in chains. Caged, and beyond reach. I will
scale the Queen's walls and find my love.”
Besh said, “She
really doesn't like you.”
Marken narrowed his eyes
on Besh, and replied, “Yet.”
Sposh turned and said,
“Love is worth saving.”
Besh said to Sposh, “Tell
us more about this war.”
The shackles were
cumbersome. The chain was not nearly long enough to accommodate both
a long and a short stride. Faith and Chic, chained at the ankles,
shuffled through the west gate to the stack of crates. Holly followed
them, spear in hand.
“Are these really
necessary?” asked Faith.
Chic turned at the stack
to look at her sister with sad eyes. Holly said, “You did this to yourself. You have fifteen crates left. Finish and you can take a break.”
Faith and Chic lifted a crate between them. The balance was off; Faith had to stoop slightly. Stuck in a world of beavers, thought Faith. Stuck in a war between the sexes. Chained, she would surely get blisters. She looked into Chic's eyes and was stung by guilt. Faith's foiled escape cost Chic a heavy price. She had played on Chic's sweet nature. The poor thing didn't deserve this.
Marken asked, “So, why
haven't they started yet? It's been a long time.”
“The catapults,”
said Sposh. “Those unlucky enough to draw loading duty must do
so with care. Catapults are used once. Rope is put in
first to keep the Nerfels from sticking. Eight Nerfels are placed atop the rope.
To make it extra slimy, packets of Nerfel eggs are squeezed over the
Nerfels. They pray the wind is at
backs, but if they touch it, even with a finger, they'll stink for a
week.”
Besh said, “So Nerfels
are sticky and stinky.”
Sposh nodded. “Just being downwind will make you heave.”
Marken asked, “So, why
doesn't the other side simply jump aside?”
Sposh extended
a hand from the cloak and scratched beneath an ear. “Well,” he
said. “The bucket is designed with a spring so it snaps to one
side. The worst of nightmares flies at the enemy in expanding lines of doom. They can hit up to sixteen men at once.
It's so vile that the stricken fall screaming
and writhing in agony. It's so sticky, it's hard to remove. The
hair must be shaved off. It smells so bad your eyes swell up
and you can't keep
anything on your stomach.”
“Ouch,” said Besh.
Nodding sagely, Sposh
replied, “I would hate to be on the front line. It's intended to
thin the ranks, so, all the screw-ups get
put out front.”
Marken asked, “When is
this war to begin? It's already the middle of the day.”
Sposh sighed and sadly
shook his head. “It shouldn't be much longer.”
“Then why must we wait?”
asked Marken. “When they busy themselves with war, I say we sneak
in and search for Faith. We've looked elsewhere; she must be with the
Queen.”
Besh said, “I'm not
saying I don't agree, but think about it. We'll be walking through
who knows how many armed soldiers”
Marken countered, “We're invisible; does that not
give us the advantage?”
Sposh said, “It
could be a while before the medics get
through. Then there are the insults.”
“Okay, Okay,” said
Besh.
Suddenly, a noise came
from the trees. The trio looked up as a Shashian steward stumbled
across their small camp. The steward, on noticing three floating
heads, dropped her heavy bag and fell to her knees. She gasped but
did not scream. In quick gestures, the woman touched her breasts,
then her eyes, then her breasts, then her lips. She said in a fearful
voice, “Fallen mothers, give aid!”
Sposh asked, “Are you a
Queen's steward?”
Wide-eyed, the steward
replied, “I've been told not to speak with ghosts.” Then, she
bowed her face to the ground and muttered, “I'm sorry. I
didn't mean to walk on graves. Please let me pass.”
Sposh said, “Silly
female, we're not ghosts.”
“You're not?” asked
the steward, rising slightly, and peering dubiously.
“No,” said Sposh
opening his cloak. “We wear these to hide.”
“Oh,” said the
steward, rising fully. “Are you with the Pope? I just want to find
my boyfriend and go far away.”
Marken opened his cloak
and asked, “Have you seen a female alien like me?”
“Oh. Yes,” said the
steward. “But, she's nothing like you. She was in a covered cage
behind the camp. I gave a
pin to the sister of the Grand Stewardess so that she could pick the
lock.”
Sposh said excitedly,
“That's my wife! Chic!”
Marken leaped to his feet,
startling the steward. “She was well?” asked Marken.
“Yes,” answered the
steward.
“You've been helpful,” said Marken. “Go and find your boyfriend. Live
a happy life together.”
“I can go?” asked the
steward, looking to Sposh.
When Sposh tilted his head
away from the war, the steward jumped to her feet, grabbed the
heavy bag, and ran into the trees, spilling effusive thanks as she
stumbled away. Marken turned to Besh. His eyes were wide and wild.
Marken said to Besh, “You
see, my friend. Fortune favors the amorous.”
Sposh jumped up and joined
in Marken's elation. His smile was all-encompassing, meeting that of
the alien in united purpose. “My Chic,” said Sposh. “My lovely
wife.”
Sposh ran from the small
camp, Marken close behind. Besh, with a shake of his head, rose to
follow. He had no one to tell, so he told himself, “I can't believe
we passed that cage. Twice.”
Sposh and Marken knelt in
their cloaks behind the bushes; ahead, there were three crates
remaining. Stewards sat on them. Besh knew where his friends
were by the feet protruding from each cloak. His own held tightly
around him, Besh knelt between his friends. The west door was down,
but the camp was still.
One of the stewards said,
“I wish they'd get it over with.”
The steward beside
her replied, “Generals sure love to milk it. I have a male in my
tent and a key in my pocket.” She raised her voice and said
bravely, “Let's move it.”
Her neighbor, with an
embarrassed smile, elbowed her friend and said, “Not so loud.
They'll put us on the front line.”
A General emerged through
the door, slender and hard-eyed. She said, “I can put you on the
line for slacking. Bring in a crate.”
The stewards jumped to
attention, then to task, lifting a crate, and following the General
inside. Marken, eager, led the way to the south end of the camp.
Sposh stumbled over Besh with apologies. When Besh arrived, he could
see the gaping faces of his friends, but no cage. Marken sputtered
without saying a word. Sposh turned to Besh with troubled eyes.
Marken, with a growl,
stormed toward the opening in the Queen's quarter.
Besh ran after him;
one reckless moment could give them away. At the bushes, Besh
encircled Marken with his arms, turning their backs to the crates.
Their cloaks were open dangerously in the front. When Marken inhaled
to complain, Besh pressed a hand over his mouth. At that moment, the
stewards returned.
One complained, “He
better be there when I get back.”
The other said, “Then,
you'd best hurry.”
When the stewards carried
a crate inside, Besh loosened his hand. Marken fell to his knees
with a catch in his throat that was all but a sob. “My love. My
love,” he said softly. “Where have they taken you?”
Sposh said as he joined
them, “They must be inside.”
Besh said, “I agree.”
Marken turned to Besh; his
face was close. He said quietly, but with adamant determination,
“With you, or without, I go in before they close the door.”
The stewards returned for the final crate. It was time; pulling cloaks tight, three men slipped unseen into the stronghold of the Queen. Immediately to their left, Besh, Marken, and Sposh took quick cover behind crates stacked high. The stewards dropped the crate and made haste to leave. A soldier marched to the door, leaned her spear against the wall, and turned the wheel that raised the door. When the soldier marched away, three men exhaled.
Besh whispered, “While
we're hidden, let's take a moment to look; see what we can see.”
Peeking over the low end of the stack, into a busy camp, they saw a
canopied riser, prominent above wall level. Further down was a tent with guards at the entrance. Center of
the Queen's Quarter stood a large striped tent, the size of which obstructed a clear view of the eastern wall. Soldiers were positioned
strategically and were busy at the southern end of the
fortification. Tents along the southern wall, likewise, obstructed a
clear view of the eastern wall. A cage was not seen.
Besh whispered, “If
they're here, they're somewhere along the eastern wall. Finding them
and getting out with them are two different matters.”
Marken whispered back,
“Can we climb the crates and jump over the wall?”
Besh answered, “We'd be
spotted. Trying to jump might injure the women. We'll need to lower
the door and sneak out with them.”
Sposh said, “There are
soldiers everywhere.”
“Right,” said Besh.
“We'll need a distraction.”
Conversation, though
whispered, was paused when four Generals walked up to the crates. One
was heard asking another, “Will you sit with the Queen?”
The other answered, “I
can see well enough from the east bastion. The rest of you, well, you
can draw straws.” There was laughter.
A third voice said, “Let's
check the seats.”
After the Generals left,
Marken said, “I can set fire to one of the tents; keep them busy at
the other end.”
Sposh said, “We can cut
some of the guy lines. I don't see any
torches.”
Besh said, “Let's take a
breather. Give me some time to look in my bag. I might find a
distraction.”
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