Life—the ultimate rollercoaster ride with surprise twists and turns. And sometimes, just when you think you’ve got it all figured out, fate throws a curveball. Let’s dive into the chaos that ensues when dreams, job interviews, and arranged dates collide.

Sia, armed with determination and a slightly rebellious spirit, strides into the startup office. The interviewer raises an eyebrow, sizing her up like a detective assessing a suspect.

Interviewer “Why do you want this job?”

Inner Sia (channeling her inner James Bond) “Because I’m done listening to people’s nagging about ‘real jobs,’ and I need to pay my bills. Plus, I’ve always wanted to be part of a company where the dress code includes ‘hoodies encouraged.’ Also, I make a mean cup of coffee.”

Interviewer “We pay less than most places. Is that okay?”

Inner Sia (with a mental shrug and a wink) “I’m totally fine with any amount of salary. I mean, who needs a yacht when you can have a standing desk and unlimited snacks?”

And that’s how Sia becomes a team manager without anyone checking her qualifications. She’s like a ninja—quietly slipping into the startup scene, dodging résumés and LinkedIn profiles.

In the break room, Sia brews her coffee, her laptop humming with startup magic. The office buzzes with energy—the sound of dreams being coded into reality.

Her team gathers for a brainstorming session. They’re like a quirky band of misfits: the coder with neon-green hair, the UX designer who communicates in emojis, and the intern who accidentally invented a new programming language while trying to fix the coffee machine.

Sia's job? To manage this delightful chaos. She’s the glue that holds it all together—the one who schedules meetings, untangles headphone wires, and occasionally referees Nerf gun battles.

And as she sits in her makeshift office (a beanbag with a view of the ping pong table), Sia thinks, “Maybe qualifications are overrated. Maybe startups thrive on passion, caffeine, and the occasional PowerPoint karaoke.”

So here’s to Sia's, the stealthy startup ninja—may her spreadsheets be colorful, her code bug-free, and her coffee strong.