"We had fun," Ashihiro replied. "I'm gonna go to my Xbox -- my friends wanna talk." He cut on his game system to chat with his buddies.

Jonna said, "Hullo, Ashihiro. How was time with youir brother?"

"It was fun. We went the park and Ramen Hut. We also went to McDonald's for McFlurrys. Kennedy got into a racially-motivated scuffle with some Japanese kids, but the guys made up."

"Ah, I see. Kennedy doesn't seem like a bad kid. I wish I had a brother."

Ohishi Moshihimo, Ashihiro's other friend, joined the chat. "I'm back from the grocery store! I finally found those Tokyo Bananas."

"I thought I told you that they were common." Ashihiro raised his eyebrow. 

"I have banana-flavoured."

"She was taken aback when she said I was going to college. She thought I was gonna leave her in Sapporo and go get my education somewhere else." 

"Smart move," Jonna opened a bag of potato chips. "Wish I ha a girlfriend."

"You'll get one," Ashihiro reassured him. "You have a decent personality."

"I want a mean girlfriend though. Like Angelica from Rugrats or Vicky from The Fairly Oddparents." Ashihrio and Ohishi were speechless. 

"Yep. I want a mean bitch."

Ohishi did a sheepish laugh. "Are you sure you want a mean girlfriend? Why would you want that?"

"The heart wants what it wants," Jonna retorted. "I want her to step on my crotch and call me a liar! And no ome's gonna tell me different. I also want her to shove an eel-and-tamago sandwich down my throat."

"But you're allergic to eels," Ohishi pointed out. "You must have a death wish."

"Nope. I have a fetish. I have a mean girl fetish." 

"Okaaay.." Ashihiro replied. "I hean, the heart does want what it wants. But why the fuck do you want a mean girl? You want her to peg you with a strap-on as well?"

 "No, that's just pushing it... I like mean girls; I'm not gay."

Ashihiro sighed. "Ah, well. You do you. Let's change the subject with some UFC 4." They put their game in their XBOX and started playing.