It was the first day of college: brand new dorm, brand new experiences. Arin ripped open the door to her freezer, filled with cheap food from the gas station up the street, and pulled out a toxic-green and purple, plastic-wrapped burrito. She shuffled the burrito around in her hand, searching for heating instructions. She found the words in bright red: CAUTION! DO NOT MICROWAVE!

Arin shrugged and popped the burrito into her discount dorm microwave.