(An: This is a story I made the last afternoon, after reading some Den heavy Metal webcomics, I decided to combine some stuff from den with the story of Hulk I hop ou enjoy!)
(AN 2: Originally this story was going to eb called "the adventures of naked Hulk" but then I though if people red the title was going to think "ew its hulk porn, but it isn't pron, there is no actually sex in this story, only nudity, so is pg-13 cos there no actual fuycking.
Actually, all fanfic should be pg-13 at worst cos you actually can see nude pics or sexy images when reading fanfic, you only imagine them in your mind pervs, also fanfiction net doesn't allow nude pics, so this is story is not going to have one. Enjoy and read.)
Chapter: how naked hulk went to anothe rplanet
One quite afternoon hulk was resting in his hole but then he got boring cos there wasn't nothing good at tv , so hulk said: "I will visit my friend iron man at the avengers hous, and so he did.
"hello iron man, its me, hulk your friend? Wanna play tennis orsomething with me?" hulk asked iron man.
"no, hulk, im busy, I have to go to my business job, now, I cant play with you."
"oh, ok" said hulk, but he was sad :(
"hulk pleas don't cry, I wont want to see you crying, my friend…" iron man said understandly, "I can play with you now, but I can borrow you some of my stuff so you can play until my return, but please don't touch nything at my lab, so it could dangerous. Please hulk don't do that."
"ok, said hulk. "I wont go to your lab.
Iron maan then gave hulk some robots to play with him, so he wasn't bored, and then he left. Then hulk wanted to play with the robtos fighting with them, but the robtos were smashed, and hulk was lfet alone again and felt sad.
"oh damn, he said, and also because he smashed the robots he was covered in oil and blood (iron man put fake cow blood insie the robots so the robots were more intelligent) and hulkd idnt like the smell so he decided to remove his pants and took a shower in one of the bathrooms of the hosue of iron man.
Iron man was rich so his house had many bathrooms, but the only bathroom with shower big enough was one in the underground which was the place iron man used for his secret nudist parties where he smoke some drugs with his friends, except hlk because iron man was smart and knew drugs could make hulk angry (authors Noye: I don't think drugs are ok, but I think that iron man does drugs in the mvoies, so I decied to include them in the story, please don't bash)
Hulk though the showe was big for him to sue, so he showered there, and removed the oil and the cows blood, and used shampoo that made his hair longer.
Howeve, hulk forgot to bring towel with him at shower, so he was naked and didn't have any other pants, and didn't know what to do but where to find towels, cos iron man put them in another place, so hulk was wet and didn't know how to dry.
"brrr, is cold, and im wet, I need some warm place to dry myself…" hulk said, and then he looked for some towels to dry himself, and went out of the shower looking for towels, but instead he entred iron man lab and discovered a metal door that was warm, so hulk though it was something to remove the wet and entreed the door.
But it wasn't.
Instead, it was an space door made by iron man who wanted to explore other planets, cos he was bored fo earth and wanted to live somewhere else, and he left the space door open cos he was planning to use it again that day and it was very difficult to trun on the space door, so that's why iron man didn't trun off the door.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA…" screamed hulk as he jumped into the space door to another planet, and then he fell on a jungle planet, and hulk was knocked down unconscious.
Next chapter will have the rest of this story.
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