Hulk was nkaed and in another planet, but he didn't tought very much about that AT FIRST cos he hit his head with a tree, and the first thing he though was that his head hurt, but his head was strong and wasn't bledding, so hulk was ok but confused.

"where im? " hulk asked, but the jungle sounds were his only reply.

"greta, now im lost in jungle and I didn't find towel…" hulk said to himself and then he walked across the jungle looking fro something to eat. Then hulk picked some orange fruits that looked like apples but tasted like oranges and had some hallucegonic effects that made hulk start tripping balls. It was so crazy lol, it would have been an embarrassment to wacth if there was any human there, but there weren't any humans in that crazy planet, only dinosaurs and some other creatures that weren't humans.

While hulk was tripping balls, he wanted to pee on some tree, but then he mistook a tree with a dinosaur leg. It was half dinosaur and half dragon, making that an evil monster. He got pissed (heh, lol) at hulk pissing (heh) his leg so he decided to kill him.

"you fucker I will kill you" said the half dinosaur half dragon and tried to chop hulks head off, but instead hulk chopped his head off with a single punch cos he was strong and also tripping balls, and the black-as-the-heart-of-the-night covered the hulk who said:

"great now im covered in bloodmosnter, I need to purify myself once again"

So hulk then went to a waterfall and there started washing down his parts, but as he clean himself he noticed a bunch of hominids that looked like semi-humanoid gorillas combined with bears were looking at him.

"ew, why are you watching at me naked, you perves" hulk exclaimed, but then one of those hominids throw a dart at hulk and the dark was filled with some somnipherous substance made of frogs swear and hulk fall down asleep almost immediately.

The story continues in next chapter.