That night hulk dreamt about coming back to earth with new pants and iron mas there, waiting for him to play baseball.

Iron man was hulks best frined cos he was like his father but good, and he cared about hulk unlike his real father, who was a jark and abuser.

Hulk sometimes wished iron man was his father, because otherwise, he wont be so lonely and sad, but that was just a dream and in the next day he was woken up with a roar:

"roooooooooaaaaaaarrrrrr" said a gian monster, and hulk said: oh fuck, is another one one of those dragon monsters, and hulk was ready to kill it with a single punch, but it wasn't one of those dragon dinosaurs mosters, if only was a simple dinosaur, so when hulk punched it, it exploded and his violet blood (the creatures from jungle planet had violet blood) was sprayed everywhere, along with its innards and some other organs fellover the place, feeding some leseer predatory reptiles of the size of klizards that were walking by the place.

"eugh, now we are all dirty again, lets shower ourselves in another warterfall" said the hulk, and they went to some lake with a waterfall were they swan and clean up their parties.

The water was cold and fresh, so hulk and igbar were happy :) but then hulk noticed there was sone shiny stuff among the plants, and then he noticed it wasn't just some shiny stuff, but a romon with glass eyes that was filming them while they showering in the waterfall and that made hulk feel angry:

"ew, you pervy robot, why aer you spying us while we are naked' perv machine" and then hulk came out of the water and started to following the perv robot than then transformed into a roadrunner and try to ran away very fast, but hulk was fast too thanks to his jumps, and one of the jumps, hulk stepped over the roadrunner robot smashing it to pieces.

"now this perverted robot is dead" hulk said victoriously, and then a little gray guy with a big head (kinda like the alien dudes from movies and the x files) appreard and said:

"NO, NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT, WHAT THE FUCK HAS YOU DONE?! I NEDED THAT ROBOT, NOW YOU DESTROYED IT!"

"Is better that way1 hulk said: that robot was a perv and was spying me and my friend while we were naked and showering in the waterfall, he deserved being smahed!"

"you greenish moron dumbhead!" mister alien guy with big head replied. "he wasn't a perv robot, he was my spy robot I used to hunt food, it helped me to survive a long time in this crazy jungle planet and now you have destroyed, you fucking PRICK!"

"its bill the crazy old guy…" said igbar ocne he arrived to the place where the big head martian was talking with hulk.

"we finally found him, I though he was dead!"

"im not dead, asshole, even after your people let me alone to die in this jungle cos they didn't care about I had to say cos I wasn't strong. Yet I managed to survive without your helop, fucking cretins. I used my superior alien bran to create some robo hunters that helped me to find food, I used to have 3 of them, but the evil dragon monsters ate two of them and now idiot hulk smashed the last one I had, how I am going to find food now?"

"I will help you to find food" huk said. "I will hunt you food for a year, bill, but only if you help me to came back to my world…"

"from what world you came from?" bill asked hulk.

"from planet earth" hulk replied.

Bill was shocked by this answer and gasped an exclamation of surprise:

"you came FROM EARTH? So that means you are one of the evangers?"

"how do you know?" hulk asked.

"I had heard about the avengers, because they defeated thanos and the skulls, I never expect in my lifeto have the chance to met one of the avengers!"

Then bill shook hulks habnd and said he was happy to meet you. Hulk was happy too, but then he said:

"I want to go back to earth with iron man and the others, but I don't know how. Can you help me to come back to earth?"

"that will be difficult, but I guess I could try if you help me…"

"ok, I will help you, then…" hulk promised, but before returning to earth, he also wanted to defeat the evil dragon monsters from the volcano so the wagloos could live in peace.

To be continued…