Aughh... My guts... Well that's one way to rearrange someones guts i suppose. That pretty blond has some power in his noodle arms. Next time ill just put a bag over his head like they do in the movies, but then both his arms would be free and i don't wanna think about what he would do to me then. Did i get off easy this time!? Wait he left me here alone, whats the next thing that he'll do to me?! Does he know i plan to drag him into hell for questioning.. I better call my boss. As i squirmed on the floor trying to find my phone and saw it was GONE! Shit. With my back turned to the door i heard it unlock and slowly moved my head to see-

"AHHHH PLEASE DON'T HURT ME MY BOSS SENT ME HERE!"

"Kennedy relax, and hurt you with what? I only have a key on me?"

Oh, well makes sense a fallen angel doesn't have a murder saw on him at all times right? Or does it? Any who.

"Size doesn't matter its how you use it-"

"Who's your boss."

Wow he just shot down my clever joke like that, i looked up at him and saw his face get colder every second i stayed silent. I think he's thinking about using that key.

"Ruby..."

"Ruby?!"

"Yuh~"

He raised his eyebrow at me, he looked so confused.

"And where is this Ruby you speak of?"

"Oh shes in her office in hell, probably watering flowers or something i reall-"

"SHES IN HELL?! RUBY ONE OF THE FALLEN LOVERS BANISHED FROM HEAVEN?!?!"

KENNEDY YOU DIMWIT HE PROBABLY FIGURED OUT YOUR A DEMON ALREADY!

"No... I am an innocent by standard in all of this-"

"You're lying through your teeth, now that i think about it are you Kennedy Hell's only born sinner?"

Man someone knows his history, fucking smart ass. I raised both my hands.

"Yeah i am the one and only"

"I've always wanted to ask you this, are you really a "born sinner"? You didn't choose the place you'd be born in so why-"

"So it all started when i was born obviously-" And so i proceeded to tell him everything i knew about myself, by the time i was done the sun was already coming up. "So yeah that's it."

"Well why did you need me anyway?"

"OH- Right, Ruby want's to know if heaven has advanced enough to kill Lucifer and i hope protect you from "The Hunt". Because like, how can i live without your homemade cherry juice now you know."

"Well i could of guessed as much, i was surprised no one tried to get me. From Heaven or Hell for that matter?!"

"If you could give me my phone you can talk to Ruby!"

"Oh right! Here you go!"