James and Charlie had moved to 1 seat and they were making out! Like 'oh hold on I'll be gone for like 2 MINUTES to order some food you guys do whatever! Oh yeah of course let's make out!' They had barely even spoken cuz every time they interacted they would just stare at each other as if they were looking at a flying car with the most beautiful person on Carkius! I dropped the food on the table.

"Eat up you two." They both jumped and scrabbled back to each side of the long yellow chair, leaving me with the uncomfortable wirey chair. I slid their food across the table and watched as they awkwardly scoffed down the food.

"Uh I-I umm th-tha-thank y-you Alex." Charlie stuttered. I nodded.

"So may I just kindly ask, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?" I noticed some employees who were cleaning the tables turn to stare me down. I don't care about that much though. The boys were blushing so hard it was almost impossible to NOT notice it.

"Umm well we sorta kinda uh-" 

"Well we were kinda just staring at each other and then I leaned over the table and kissed Char. And we eventually ended up on the same chair making out. I was great!" James interrupted with full confidence. I watched as Charlie's jaw dropped and said 'that pretty much sums it all up.' I couldn't help but laugh.

"That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" The boys looked all embarrassed and blushy. We finished our food and I dragged the both out by the arms. "C'mon dumb dumb ." They hurried out and I pulled them all the way back to the Inn. Pushed them down the hall with a bunch of girls whispering, probably about James and how hot he was. About 13 girls did that on the way to the hotel.

 I shoved them in our room and yelled so all the girls could hear: ILL BE BACK IN AN HOUR YOU KIDS HAVE FUN, LOVEBIRDS! I saw a look of... excitement on the girls faces. Why would they be happy? Didn't I just point out that James was taken? And like that means they couldn't be with him. Then suddenly a bunch of them ran over and grabbed my arms.

I made it to the stair case before I asked them very politely to FUCK OFF! Safe to say that scared most of them off a couple stayed so I did the next best thing, I shook my arms so they'd fall down the stairs. It worked wonders! As I walked out I got a concerned look from the Barney dude when about 5 almost passed out girls were at the bottom of the staircase and I just walked past.