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Supernatural; The Cat-Dean Case

Bar Investigation

Bar Investigation

Jan 18, 2025

The bar, "The Rusty Mug," smelled vaguely of stale beer, desperation, and something akin to burnt caramel. It wasn't exactly the kind of place you'd bring your grandmother for a sherry, unless your grandmother happened to be a powerful sorceress with a penchant for questionable clientele. Sam, ever the pragmatist, adjusted his jacket, the collar pulled high to shield his neck from the lingering chill that seemed to emanate from the very walls themselves. Ali, on the other hand, was already engaged in a surprisingly animated conversation with the bartender, a burly man with a handlebar mustache that seemed to quiver with every word. "So, you're saying," Ali's voice was low, conspiratorial, "that a woman with eyes like emeralds and a temper to match… frequently frequents this establishment?" The bartender, whose name tag read "Bartholomew," wiped down the already spotless counter with a flourish. "Aye, lass. Seraphina. They call her the Serpent's Kiss. Don't let the name fool ya, though. She ain't all charm and smiles." He paused, glancing nervously around the near-empty bar. "Unless you're buying her a drink. Then she's all smiles, and the smiles… they're sharp as broken glass." Sam, having successfully maneuvered Winchester – who was currently attempting to scale the side of a rather dusty beer tap – into a surprisingly comfortable sling made of a napkin and a rubber band, joined the conversation. "Sharp smiles? Sounds… delightful. Any idea what kind of magic she wields, Bartholomew?" Bartholomew leaned in, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. "Love magic, mostly. But she's got a temper, see? One wrong word, one misplaced glance, and she'll turn you into a newt. Or worse." He shivered dramatically. "A very, very angry newt." Ali raised an eyebrow. "Worse than a newt? That’s a pretty high bar, Bartholomew." She glanced down at Winchester, who was now trying to bat at a particularly stubborn fly with his paw. “Speaking of bars… literally.” "Oh, she's capable of far worse," Bartholomew insisted, his voice dropping even lower. "There's stories…whispers. Some say she can bind souls to objects, curse you with endless bad luck, even… transform you." He stopped, swallowing hard. "It's just… rumours, of course." Sam's eyes widened. "Transform you, huh? Like, into a… cat?" He subtly nudged Winchester with his elbow. "We know that kind of thing can happen." Bartholomew stared at Sam, his eyes wide. "You know about that? Well, I'll be… This place is far stranger than I thought. Are you… involved?" "Let's just say," Ali chimed in, "we have a vested interest in transformations, especially those involving a certain beerloving feline." She gestured towards Winchester, who was now attempting to lick the beer tap. "The furry one," she added helpfully. The next hour was a whirlwind of cryptic clues, whispered rumors, and the incessant attempts of Winchester to commandeer various alcoholic beverages. The patrons of The Rusty Mug, a diverse bunch ranging from hardened bikers to surprisingly well-dressed librarians, offered a colorful tapestry of gossip and speculation. One particularly inebriated man claimed to have seen Seraphina brewing a particularly potent batch of love potion using the tears of a heartbroken goblin. Another swore she had once turned a cheating boyfriend into a garden gnome, a fate he seemed to strangely relish. Winchester, surprisingly, provided his own unique brand of "investigation." He seemed particularly fascinated by a rather racy pinup calendar featuring a series of unusually muscular cats. Each time Sam tried to interpret Winchester’s focus on a particular cat, the clues led nowhere. However, when Winchester attempted to sneak a paw into a jar of pickled onions, Sam noticed a small, almost invisible inscription on the jar itself – a series of symbols that mirrored those found on Dean’s playing card. Following a lead from a surprisingly well-informed waitress who'd seen Seraphina enter a seemingly abandoned bookstore across the street, Ali and Sam decided to make their next move. Winchester, having finally managed to swipe a rather significant portion of a customer's beer, was promptly placed back in his napkin sling – a surprisingly effective method of transport. The bookstore, "Arcane Archives," was a depressing monument to neglect. Dust motes danced in the weak rays of moonlight filtering through the grimy windows. The air was thick with the scent of aging paper and something vaguely resembling decay. Ali shivered, pulling her jacket tighter. "This place gives me the creeps," she muttered, peering into the darkness of the store. Sam, ever resourceful, produced a rather powerful flashlight. The beam cut through the gloom, revealing rows upon rows of towering bookshelves, crammed with volumes bound in leather, parchment, and even what appeared to be human skin. (Sam decided not to dwell on that detail too much.) As they navigated the maze-like shelves, Winchester, surprisingly alert, started emitting a low, throaty purr. The purr increased in volume as they neared a particular bookshelf, hidden behind a stack of precariously balanced tomes on "Advanced Necromancy for Beginners." Behind the seemingly innocuous books, hidden behind a cleverly disguised door, was a small, dimly lit room. Inside, nestled on a dusty table, was a leather-bound spellbook, its pages filled with elegant, swirling script. It was certainly older than Ali, which meant it had seen a lot of history. The book itself was a remarkable collection of spells, curses, and potions. There were spells to summon rain, to turn enemies into frogs, and even a rather unsettling recipe for a longevity potion involving the tears of a phoenix (and a surprisingly large quantity of unicorn hair). Sam, carefully leafing through the ancient text, found several sections dedicated to transformations, including spells that could both cause and reverse them. He located a section on animal communication spells that could assist them. However, the book also contained a few spells which, to put it mildly, seemed intensely dangerous, potentially causing an apocalyptic event. He chose a relatively straightforward spell designed to allow communication with animals. The ingredients list looked… manageable: a pinch of dried mandrake root, three strands of catnip, a feather from a phoenix (a small, almost imperceptible fluffball would do, the book insisted), and a single tear of unadulterated joy. The tear of joy proved to be the most difficult ingredient to acquire. Ali ultimately cried on demand, achieving the desired effect after recounting one of Sam’s more embarrassing childhood stories. With the ingredients gathered (minus the phoenix feather, which they substituted with a particularly fluffy dandelion seed), Sam prepared the spell. Winchester, having consumed a significant portion of the catnip, seemed surprisingly cooperative, though it was impossible to tell if this was due to his feline nature or the potent effects of the herbal stimulant. The stage was set for the next chapter in their increasingly bizarre quest to turn Dean back into a human being. The bar, however, would remain a place of both secrets and whispers, forever etched in their memory alongside the unforgettable scent of stale beer and burnt caramel.
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ridiculously absurd situation, whether it involved a
magically transformed friend, a beer-guzzling feline, or
simply a particularly stubborn squirrel. May your laughter be
loud, your friends be loyal, and your supply of catnip (or at
least, good beer) be endless. This one's for you, for
embracing the chaos and finding the humor in the
unexpected. A special dedication to my beta readers, who
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sense of humor intact – you are true saints (or possibly, very
tolerant witches). Let me be perfectly clear: I do not condone the
transformation of one's friends into felines, no matter how
amusing the result. This book is strictly a work of fiction,
although I freely admit, certain aspects (like the strategic
mastery of key acquisition possessed by the aforementioned
feline) may be suspiciously familiar to anyone who has ever
shared a living space with a particularly clever cat. This
entire narrative sprung from a late-night conversation
involving copious amounts of caffeine and an unfortunate
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