Help! My Red Headed Fire Mage Husband is The Game’s Biggest Boss!

Chapter 7.

In the face of such an imposing building, Shin seemed to lose his cool as their group leader. Nervously he shifted his weight and looked at the guards in their red scale-mail uniforms with their halberds at the ready. Sintas Galleia borrowed inspiration from every typical fantasy setting, the guard uniforms no exception 

“Jin, you go first. They might attack us if they realise who we are. Go make sure we can enter”

Shin thought he was offering him up as a sacrifice, while Jin’s lips kept twitching as he tried to hide his smile

“I’ll go in and take a look, then come get you all when it’s safe. Don’t move from here. The guards might find it suspicious if you do”

It’d been hard work keeping the 5 little idiots in line and from causing chaos. They all had wanted to go exploring, yet thankfully being poor put a stop on that. That and putting the fear of arrest into them by lying over needing “citizen papers” if they were stopped by a city guard. Squaring his very manly shoulders, Jin passed by the guards easily. He was exalted after all, no one was going to bother him.

Still, he had to admit he did feel a small amount of fear entering the ground floor of the Tower. Stone stairs that ran all the way to the roof started next to the reception desk which sat directly across from the main gateway. To the left was the “police” of the game. A guard squad made of powerful magical users where NPC prisoners stood behind in jail cells. To the right was the potion vendors. Shelves of books and various jars right behind them.

His fear didn’t last long as the NPC names <Instine> rushed from behind his desk

“Sir Idletrash! Welcome, welcome. Shall I summon Acshellis?”

This was more like it

“Yes, please. Please tell him I need to speak with him urgently”

Instine bowed then rushed back to his desk. Scrawling something on a scrap of parchment, Instine held it in the air where it snapped and crackled with magic before vanishing up in smoke. 

“Lovely Baby!”

There was half a heartbeat between the parchment going up into flames and hearing his husband’s voice. Jin didn’t have time to react. The whole tower seemed to reverberate with his name, then suddenly his whole body moved. He felt as if he’d been spun around, yet when he opened his eyes, Jin found himself in Acshellis’s office. Something hanging off him from around his waist.

“Lovely Baby, Lovely Baby! Have you finally finished your work? You said you’d meet me many days ago”

Looking down, Jin gazed down into fiery red eyes. Perky plump lips smiled up at him, and holy fuck did his husband have a handsome face. Acshellis’s red hair spilled from his ponytail, his robes gathered around his feet… Jin took critical damage. He may have been an Adonis, yet… yet… Kagutsuchi, god of fire, wished he was this hot.

Releasing him, his husband frowned as he backed up. He may have been frowning, but his eyes were pouting 

“Lovely Baby?”

Able to enjoy the full effects of his hot husband, Jin took back ever bad thing he thought about the game system. This truly was heaven. What did those 5 little idiots matter when his husband was right there? Hadn’t he suffered so much that he was owed a taste?

“Where’s my kiss? I won’t explain until you kiss me”

Acshellis never did things by half. His husband was the pride of the Mage’s Tower. The first Mage, Mancellis, was the mage the tower was named for. He still lived in the tower, though in the bottom recesses. Now whenever there was a heroic boss battle to be shown in the lore, Acshellis was there.

Rushing him, Acshellis scooped him up as if he wasn’t 6 ft and 300 pounds of muscle. Jin wrapping his legs around his husband as Acshellis nuzzled against his chest 

“Lovely Baby! My little Lovely Baby!”

Carrying him over, Acshellis used his magic to sweep his desk clean, sitting Jin on it then stroking his hair

“My Lovely Baby, where were you?”

Jin scowled at his husband. He believed he had asked for a kiss! His heart was racing already from all the manhandling, the happiness, and now the horniness 

“My kiss?”

His first kiss had been stolen at a house party in Australia by a girl who thought him a novelty. Jin closed his eyes as he enjoyed the first kiss of his husband that wasn’t typed. His body felt light and his mind felt fuzzy, Acshellis robbing him of all his thoughts.

Sharing several deep kisses, Acshellis broke the kiss to start undoing his robes. Jin’s cheeks were flushed, parts of his anatomy extremely interested and for some reason his arse felt damp and kind of tingly. For a moment he felt confused. He didn’t know what was going on down there. In real life he may have been a virgin, yet he was no stranger to toys, and he most definitely didn’t go around feeling swampy because of them. It clicked and he groaned. Some pervert had been let into the development team and gone and put a kink in, making him wet like a woman. He didn’t know whether to curse them, be grateful for later, or laugh.

Hearing him groan, Acshellis paused undoing his robe. Certainly had this been them talking in chat, he’d have been more than keen to let things rolls and make a mess of the desk… but this would be his first time… and he had 5 little idiots that might cause too much trouble if left unsupervised

“Lovely Baby?”

Seeing Acshellis staring at him in anticipation, Jin cursed the little idiots. Why did they have to keep ruining his afterlife?! 

“I’m sorry, not at the moment. I need to talk to you about something important”

Acshellis narrowed his red eyes, tone full of disgust

“Does it have something to do with that party you arrived with? Should I kill them?”

Ah. His husband was too cute. His jealousy was another critical hit

“I’m sorry, my love. I need to tell you something, something that absolutely no one can overhear. Then I need a favour, but after that I’ll be yours. Can you listen to me?”

Angrily taking both sides of his robe’s belt, Acshellis tied them back together, then clicked his fingers

“No one will hear us now. What is it? What’s wrong with them?”

Jin snorted, leaning back on the desk attempting to be seductive so his husband wouldn’t be too mad

“There’s not enough time in the world to tell you. I’m going to tell you something and I need you to hear me out. No distracting me”

His attempt to be seductive worked. Acshellis slotting himself back between Jin’s legs, laying his head against Jin’s chest 

“Fine. I won’t say a thing, my Lovely Baby”

“Thank you, my love. You’re the only one I trust. Do you remember how I mentioned I lived in another world…”

Acshellis kept his word and his mouth remained shut as Jin explained dying and waking up there. He felt his husband’s magic spark at the mention of his death, so stroked his blood red hair to appease him. Once he was done speaking, his husband raised his gaze to his face

“What do you need me to do?”

Laughing at how easily his husband accepted his explanation, Jin pushed them both up

“I have an idea. At the moment our group has a quest to save up for a sex change potion. We have a female elf who was male in our world. He wants to change back”

“You want a potion for him?”

Jin laughed again

“Yes, but no. No. I don’t know how long I can stay in this world with you, and if I return I’ll be dead on the other side. No. What I need is a babysitter. I need to make sure that dying here won’t kill me forever. That’s why I kept them by my side. I need to keep earning their trust. I need to see if potions have an effect. Can we use healing potions? Can we use resurrection? Can we use revival stones? What happens when we’re hurt? How do spells work on us? I want to start small. Like I said, they need to keep trusting me. I told them I was going to speak to someone here about the sex change potion. Do you know how much it is?”

“For you, free. For that scum 75,000 gold”

“And for normal people?”

His husband pouted, not happy being called out 

“45,000 gold. 40,000 with a discount. We had orders to lower the cost last month”

That would have been in patch 8.6. 8 referred to the years since beta. 6 was due to it being June’s update.

Jin leaned up and draped his arms over his husband’s shoulders

“My plan is to take the idiots to dungeons, and to quest. Can you use a disguise item? I’m thinking either we can meet you at the Bounty Board, or I can meet you in a pub and say that the Mage’s Tower sent you to speak with us. We can form a 10 man party. You and I have to be very careful not to show them how powerful we are. If we take them to low level dungeons then we can all practice using weapons and test what they can all take”

Acshellis pouted

“I don’t want my Lovely Baby harmed. I can take them. We can test it all now”

“My love, I want to practice my skills too for fun. This is my heaven, here with you, let’s have as much fun as we can”

Acshellis pounced, kissing him happily

“Lovely Baby!”

Jin laughing into the kiss, a little too eager with such a hot husband to touch.

Well… the 5 little idiots had waited as long as they had, a few more moments wouldn’t matter.