Three days later.
Waking up early, the bright red sun bled through the queen's window. Today was the day that pitifully weak panda was going to be added to the Strawberry Kingdom a denizen. Not like he'd ever see more than his back after this! He'll work this pitiful little demon down to the ground on his farm, ha! Freshening up, he had soon seated himself upon the throne chair.
Trmp, trmp, trmp.
Walking through the doors had been a short, scrawny masculine panda demon with short silver hair and bright green bangs. Long green braid draping over his shoulder, his pink eyes were dull and as pitiful as they were. Have some life in the eyes, tomato cow! Adorning bright red overalls with a white shirt underneath, he could see a tomato with wings on it. Green tomato with wings on the pants legs, he could see a green tail with circles on it, and the tiniest of pinions. Ah, he sees, he's a fruit demon, too. He'll put him to good use.
"Fair morrow, Your Majesty," the pitiful panda said, bowing his head. He had a surprisingly high voice for a man. "I am Panda Tomato Farmer, and starting today, I will be working for you. Pleasure to meet you!"
Scribble, scribble, scribble.
|You'd better work hard, or I'll send you straight to the Ackee Wastelands!| the paper said. But, the little pathetic panda shook as he read such.
"Please, don't send me there, I'll work hard, I promise!" the Panda Tomato Farmer cried, shaking. "And, I'm good at battling, too, I promise, I won't disappoint you!"
"Don't want to burst your bubble, but," the Penguin Elf Apple started to say, shaking her head. "But, only the queen's parliament gets to fight in Kingdom Warfare." But, a wave of confusion had soon come through.
"Sorry, I'm a little confused," the Panda Tomato Farmer responded. " Why did you just call him the queen? Shouldn't you have said king? Isn't Your Majesty a man?"
Hearing the m word, the queen was seeing red. This little weakling, how dare they utter the three letter m word. Who told this runt that? Scrunching up their filthy little collar, he lifted the munchkin upward. Fling, pitiful creature flung against the wall, they shook like a leaf. Ah, maybe he'll send them to the Ackee Wastelands now. That sounds good.
"Don't you dare call the Strawberry Shark Queen a man," the Cranberry Lynx devil shouted in a booming echo.
"Who told you that, hmm?" the Red Pepper Demon asked. "Who said that to you?" Her voice was boiling as she said such. "You don't know the rules around here, do you? Never call our Queen a man. Understand?"
"But the diplomats told me--" Slam.
Scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble.
|I don't care who told you. I am not a man, understand? Did your little worms look up my birth records? I'll have you sent to Ackee Wastelands right now for that!| the paper screeched. As he ripped it up, he slammed the pitiful panda against the wall harder.
"I'm sorry, I saw nothing!" the Panda Tomato Farmer cried. "Please, can we start over? Please to meet you, Strawberry Shark Queen! Starting today, I'll be working on your farms! Happy to be here!"
Scribble, scribble, scribble.
|Make yourself useful and tend to the farmlands right away, this instant!| the paper decreed.
"Of course, I'll get right to it!"
Trmp, trmp, trmp.
Pathetic little demon running out tail tucked between his legs, the queen almost wanted to laugh. Who did this little pitiful fiend think they were saying that word? Like he was one to talk. Ha, whatever, he'll punish this fiend to work fifty hours for that little slip up! His treat! Snapping his fingers, the Watermelon Jackal Angel soon flocked over.
"Yes, Your Majesty?" Watermelon Jackal Angel asked.
|Go check to see if our canons are in tip top shape.| the paper decreed.
"Of course right aw--."
Broop, broop, broop.
Alert, alert, Strawberry Kingdom is under attack. Sweet and Sour Kingdom has issued a Kingdom Warfare Challenge.
"Your Majesty!" Cranberry Lynx Devil cried. "Sweet and Sour Kingdom has just issued a challenge! We have to hurry!"
Pedaling to the medal, the ruler reached for his sword. Ah, how dare this little dying kingdom attack his. He'll show them what a really powerful kingdom looks like! Denizens dashing onto the battlefield, he could soon see the panda try to add himself to the mix. Swatting him with his tail, he soon rolled up into a ball as the defense bastion was about to be reached.
Time to take out some wimps.
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