“This Is my property!” The boar yelled at them. 

“What you do think, Hare?” Hooves asked, ignoring the boar for now. He’s angry enough that they can see an outline of his real form. Pretty big, with some nasty looking tusks, too. 

“He might be the owner of this property but we’ll see..” They both raised their voices over the angry individual, 

“Sir, are you the owner of this—?” 

“Yes, I am! I just fucking told you that!” 

“No need to curse, Sir. It’s standard procedure to ask these questions.” Hare said as Hooves stood by to step in if needed. 

“Are you the only one living here?” 

“No,” He huffed and crossed his arms, “My wife is in the house. I told her to stay inside.” 

“Whats with the Dino in your barn?” 

“What? What Dino?” The boar’s brow furrowed, “Why the fuck would I have one of them on my—!” 

“It’s in your barn, Sir. We saw it.” Hare said, pointing to the large doors, “Please, tell us why you have a Dino here. And why you have an illegal farm to begin with.” 

“What makes you think it’s illegal? I have crops to sell!” 

“Are you a government official? Only government owned farms may exist and those are always stocked with food… and Dino’s to help harvest the food. They also provide us with eggs.” 

“I..” The boar groaned, shoulders slumping in defeat, “Look.. If I tell you where I got the Dino, can you just give me a citation for the farm? I’ll take everything down tomorrow. Promise!” 

“Fine.” Hoove glanced at Hare, unsure of whether she’s lying to get him to comply or she’s actually giving her word. 

“Alright. I saw the thing wandering the road down by highway 800, the one with the wonky overpass bridge?” 

“We’re familiar, yes.” 

“Okay, yeah, so I found the thing wandering around and I stopped ‘cuz I thought ‘hey, maybe I’ll get paid if I return this thing/ so I got into my pick-up truck, that green one just over there,” He stops to point, 

“An’ as I was driving back this freak crawls in through my window, got the chain stuck in the tire so then.I thought, ‘Aw fuck this thing’s gonna make us both crash and if I live I’m gonna fined!’ So I stop the truck, get the chain free and man, you ain’t gonna believe this..” 

“Just tell us, please.” Haer urged 

“Well… the thing spoke.”