"I am Lord Dragon Fruit, the ruler of Pitaya Land!

Ah, never heard of me, of course you haven't, after all,

Most of my enemies are dead! Okay, not all, but most of

Them are dead, and I'm the one who made sure that's how it all went down!

Haha, I'm a dragon, and I am the ruler of a hotland with a volcano always ready to

Erupt. It's a lava cake volcano, or Lavacakecano as we call it!

Oh, oh? That's scary, huh? Well, around here in Satiation Kingdom, it's a hard knock life! My kingdom is mostly that of fantasy foods! Dragon fruit? Fairly floss, you

Name it. Everything in my kingdom is only mythical creature foods.

Everyone in my arsenal? Angels, devils, you name it, we got it. How does that

Correlate to a volcanic hotland? Who knows, but listen, I, Lord Dragon Fruit

Am at the top of this game!

Look, most people are terrified to attack my kingdom!

Let me just go ahead and

Explain why! Remember what, I the

Dragon Lord said! My

Land is a hotland and people are scared

Of Lavacakecano. Despite that! We're very low on

Resources right now and my stronghold and I plan to go to the savanna and stock up on

Dragon Fruit! Now, in my kingdom, we use

Dragon Fruit as bombs and other weapons. Hmm, yes, our land

Revolves around the Pitaya, is that a surprise? Well, it shouldn't be

A surprise! This is how our kingdom operates. Sure, we're not the strongest, don't

Get me wrong, we have

Our own set of weaknesses, but it's

Not like we aren't able to overcome them! Lookie, look, listen here, okay? Listen up and listen well, sure we're not the strongest, but we're the most

Feared! As we should be, since we're

Rather close to a volcano, we instill fear

Upon all our enemies. Which

Is why our kingdom doesn't seem to be dragged into kingdom warfare all

That often! But whenever we are able to,

Things go as planned. We have to capture three flags, but

Have to do so before the volcano

Erupts, or everyone loses! That is the way of my land! Those are the

Rules of this world! All main ten warring kingdoms and the lesser kingdoms, their towers are all different. All of it is far from the same.

Uhuhu, what good would it be if they were all the same? That'd

Literally be so boring, now wouldn't it?

Every single kingdom operates differently. They're

Ruled differently. Some of us? Allies.

Others? Not so much. But, it also kind of

Flip-flops. We could be buddy buddy one day,

Plotting to wipe out the other kingdom next.

It's not a catch twenty two here!

That's how it goes. But, in the long run that's how it

Always goes around here!

You never know how things might turn out. One day, it's

All fun and games! Another, we're

Literally killing one another, that's how it

All goes in Satiation Kingdom! There's

Never a dull moment around here. There's never a

Dull moment, and

That's how it should be. We

Hardly ever are in a state of nothing,

Even though it might seem like that in Pitaya Land, it's one

Big nothing, but I assure you,

It ain't like that, so don't

Get your legs tied in knots! This

Volcanic hotland is always bustling with activity

Our people are always adventuring.

Look, this land is full of places to explore,

Can you blame people for going on a super long

Adventure? Didn't think so! So, it's like I said, there's

Never a dull moment aren't here

In Pitaya Land. And unlike that Strawberry Kingdom, we allow anyone here as long as it doesn't

Clash with our image. I don't want Kumquats in my

Land, look, I have built up

A reputation of being the dragon Kingdom, I am

Not welcoming of the

Dull and boring. Ah, well, whatever, my envoys and I are going to the Savanna today, and we

Intend to get more tools to make weapons of. There's

Not a lot of time since our volcano is going

To blow soon! It's on the tipping point of going, boom.

Heh, very close now. And unless you aren't from here, dying to these

Eruptions is less likely, but

We'll still have to rebuild, so it's not all sunshine and rainbows!

Eh, as it stands things are pretty good right now,

So, we'll have plenty of time to stock up on

The necessities. I mean, it's not like any stupid Kingdoms plan to attack us today! Right, right?"