"Greetings, cheesed to meet you. You have

Reached Cheese World, you are in the biggest cheese related Empire in Satiation Kingdom. I am Blue Cheese

Empress, the ruler of this big

Empire, and I'll be your guide

Today on all of the amusement parks

In our land. We pride ourselves in having amusement and entertainment. It's pretty much

Never a dull moment here. Whenever I'm done with my duties for the day, I like to

Go have some fun.

Since I pretty much run everything here,

I get free access to

All of the attractions, but lately things have been

Mighty disappointing lately, the largest amusement park,

Blue Cheese Festives was demolished a

Long time ago. I'm a cheese demon and I adore amusement, I feel rather

Unhappy with the

End of this particular one. But we've been

Caught up in a lot of Kingdom Warfare lately and our main park

Had to be stuttered years ago because it had kind of been

Err, how do I say this?

Err, originally it had been our basis of operation.

Since then, we've changed

Everything, and our Kingdom Warfare is now started by a river race.

Everything else that follows,

Mmm, maybe it's just better I explain, our Warfare Bastion is in a carnival, if you will. And you have to

Play games that's how the towers go down.

Rrr, listen I'm not the best at

Explaining how my empire works,

So, forgive me. It is pretty weird, though,

So attacking the towers and

Army is allowed, but that's

Not really how we

Do things around here.

Yes, we do allow for violence, but

Our preferred method of warfare is carnival festivities.

Unless people demand we

Have a battle, we usually prefer to just have fun.

After all, we're at the top for our

Very unorthodox approach to

Everything. Most people

Rarely understand our rules and they end up losing. I know, it's a carnival, how hard could it be? It's pretty

Easy, right? But, that's where you'd be wrong. I have my right hand man, Gouda Ram Lord swap out

All the games after every kingdom warfare, so they're never the same and never will be. I can

Confirm I have lost many times to pretty much

Having no idea what awaits me. Also, I should mention this, too.

Every single time, the flag changes places. It's never at the same

Destination. Why would it be? That'd be too easy!

My empire is always evolving and always changing.

Yes, that's what makes

Everything so fun here, you

Might never get the same experience twice.

Probably not, anyway. Sometimes, my team

Is really slow, especially Cheesy Macaroni Fox. She's

Rather slower than the rest of my

Empire. I know empresses are supposed to run a

Country alone, but I

Hardly care about the rules.

Eh, and why should I? This is the fun

Empire, it's not like Pitaya Land where

So much hinges on the volcano not

Erupting. Ah, come to think of it? That

Went boom recently, didn't it?

Oh, it did, shouldn't

Run your kingdom in a hot

Land hinged on survival

Due to a volcano that's constantly

Erupting. Unlike Lord Dragon Fruit's situation, we are

Not in danger like them. They should

Just move their capital

Over to somewhere else,

You know, go invade other kingdoms?

Yeah, that'll show the world how things go.

Oh, but I'm not encouraging them, or anything! Of course not!

Uh, you didn't hear that from me. Please

Regard what I just said as

Spur of the moment stupidity.

That's all it was, so don't say

Anything about it, understand? I have pretty much nothing to say to the other kingdoms, except Sweet and Sour Kingdom, the likes of

You aren't welcome here. I heard you all attacked a kingdom without the actual army being present.

I can't believe this severe violation of the rules.

For what it's worth, though, I plan to crush them if they dare try to invade.

Yes, they don't know what's going to come for them if they dare invade

Our empire. They won't be alive to talk about it.

Uhuhu, so, Sweet And Sour Kingdom, come one,

Come all, to the world of amusement! You're not actually welcome here, but of course, feel free to step into

All of our traps and lose upon entry! Absolutely

No one gets away with breaking kingdom warfare rules around here. Understand? You won't get away with this. So, come at thee. We're ready."