Coco Diary Entry

Sunday, November 12th, 2023

Afternoon, The Kitchen

This f****** town, I swear.

Almost got run over by some drunk dude near the curb. It’s a good thing my reflexes transfer over from my dream world to this nightmare we call reality (my brain must be REALLY smart).

Anyway, I'm finally home… Just waiting for my food to heat up and I'm off to bed for the birthday party of my dreams. Taught the Lorekeepers how to bake cake. Said it was a “holy meal”. Gonna be sweet.

SPEAKING OF BIRTHDAYS, I found some rings and dreamcatchers with a very c̶l̶assy card from Dad.

Okay Dad, maaaaaaaybe you could ACTUALLY BE PRESENT for once instead of leaving me s*** from a cracker jack box???

You don't come to see me EVER!! I KNOW that I mostly sleep when you’re home, but like… what am I supposed to do when you make the nasties with some random woman??? And when you decide to FINALLY give me something for my birthday, it’s THIS?!? 

You know what? Maybe I can pawn these for some comics... should help me find new ways to protect the people who ACTUALLY CARE about me.

Just get over my s***** day, plop into bed and... Bam. 

I'm in another world.